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You know you're on Atkins when....
You don't even bother to put away the frying pan, but just leave it on the stove since it will be used for the next meal.
The bags of sugar and flour in the cupboard passed their sell by dates months and months, ago.
You spend more on heavy cream each month than on entertainment.
Meat sales at the market send you running -- in a pick-up truck, if possible.
You sit at your desk at work and dream of having a toilet three feet away.
You know 17 ways to make cauliflower taste like potatoes.
You know 23 clever uses for pork rinds.
You have a minimum of five kinds of cheeses in your fridge.
You miss at least 35 minutes of a movie because of bathroom breaks.
Grocery shopping now takes triple the time, because you have to read the nutrition label on anything that you might even consider buying.
You've actually forgotten what's even on some of the center aisles of the supermarket.
YOU, personally, feel like you've discovered a cure for much of the world's health problems, but your friends just don't "get it."
Not only do you know what "stevia" is, but you have some in the cupboard, and can even pronounce it properly.
You completely understand the phrase "encephalic response to artificial sweetners."
You're actually considering raising chickens in an attempt to keep yourself fully stocked with eggs.
Not only do you know that there's more than one kind of lettuce, but you have at least three of them in the vegetable crisper, right now.
You're intimately familiar with every rest area between your house and Grandma's.
You know you're on Atkins when....
You don't even bother to put away the frying pan, but just leave it on the stove since it will be used for the next meal.
The bags of sugar and flour in the cupboard passed their sell by dates months and months, ago.
You spend more on heavy cream each month than on entertainment.
Meat sales at the market send you running -- in a pick-up truck, if possible.
You sit at your desk at work and dream of having a toilet three feet away.
You know 17 ways to make cauliflower taste like potatoes.
You know 23 clever uses for pork rinds.
You have a minimum of five kinds of cheeses in your fridge.
You miss at least 35 minutes of a movie because of bathroom breaks.
Grocery shopping now takes triple the time, because you have to read the nutrition label on anything that you might even consider buying.
You've actually forgotten what's even on some of the center aisles of the supermarket.
YOU, personally, feel like you've discovered a cure for much of the world's health problems, but your friends just don't "get it."
Not only do you know what "stevia" is, but you have some in the cupboard, and can even pronounce it properly.
You completely understand the phrase "encephalic response to artificial sweetners."
You're actually considering raising chickens in an attempt to keep yourself fully stocked with eggs.
Not only do you know that there's more than one kind of lettuce, but you have at least three of them in the vegetable crisper, right now.
You're intimately familiar with every rest area between your house and Grandma's.
...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..." 
Chris!
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