Some low carb humor I wanted to share

[LisaAC]

I found a cute site that had low carb humor on it. I thought I'd pass it along, especially since this one is sang to the 12 Days Of Christmas.

http://home.comcast.net/~agross/asdlc/jokes.htm
Twelve Days of Low Carb Christmas

• On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  A visit from the Whoosh Fairy.
• On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  Two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy...
• On the Third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  Three bunless burgers, two scoops of fauxtatoes, and
  a visit from the Whoosh Fairy...
• On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  Six pounds of chicken. (sorry, I couldn't make the photo bit scan)
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  Seven bags of pork rinds (gribines for Aaron),
  Six pounds of chicken.
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  Eight bars from Atkins, Seven bags of pork rinds (gribines
  for Aaron), Six pounds of chicken.
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  Nine quarts cream (heavy), Eight bars from Atkins, Seven
  bags of pork rinds (gribines for Aaron), Six pounds
  of chicken.
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  Ten cases WASA, Nine quarts cream (heavy), Eight bars from
  Atkins, Seven bags of pork rinds (gribines for Aaron),
  Six pounds of chicken.
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  Eleven packs of BronkAid, Ten cases WASA,
  Nine quarts cream (heavy), Eight bars from Atkins, Seven
  bags of pork rinds (gribines for Aaron), Six pounds
  of chicken.
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.
• On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
  Twelve slabs of prime rib, Eleven packs of BronkAid,
  Ten cases WASA, Nine quarts cream (heavy), Eight bars from
  Atkins, Seven bags of pork rinds (gribines for Aaron),
  Six pounds of chicken.
  FIVE BRAND NEW BELTS!
  Four bars of Lynne's Chocolate, three bunless burgers,
  two scoops of fauxtatoes, and a visit from the Whoosh
  Fairy.

[Alexa]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

Lol - I like that Specially 5 brand new belts.

I love the palindrome too:

'Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod'

[LisaAC]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

Glad you liked it.
I was sooooo tempted to post the "How many low carbers does it take to change a light bulb", but resisted. lol.

[sher801]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

No....post it, it was funny!

[Tracie515]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed it.

[LisaAC]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

Ok Sher, here ya go. By request...."How many low carbers does it take to change a light bulb"

How many low carbers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1,331

• 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the light bulb has been changed
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
• 27 to remind everyone to drink plenty of water before and after changing light bulbs
• 53 to comment that their light bulbs ususlly turn to deep purple
• 156 to complain that their light bulbs only change to pink, if they change at all, and they wonder what they are doing wrong because the light bulbs do not change to purple
• 41 to tell everyone that it doesn't matter what color the light bulbs are as long as you're losing weight
• 109 to post recipes that use light bulbs in a new and creative way
• 33 to ask how many carbs are in light bulbs
• 47 to ask what Dr. Atkins and the Eades say about light bulbs
• 12 to post that they think that Sugarbusters deals with light bulbs better than DANDR, PP or CAD
• 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and which brands are faulty.
• 19 to threaten to smash the light bulb over their scale from frustration over not losing weight
• 111 to say they love the WOL but what they really miss is light bulbs
• 4 to say that they are new to the WOE and what do light bulbs have to do with low carbing
• 14 to post that the newbies should read the FAQ at http://www.grossweb.com/asdlc/faq.htm#lightbulb
• 3 to ask what the numbers mean between the slashes on light bulbs: 50/100/150
• 27 to say that they are happy we finally brought up the light bulb issue, because they thought they were the only ones who changed light bulbs
• 203 to put a link on their web pages where one can see examples of different light bulbs
• 143 agree that this ng is the best when it comes to light bulbs, but can't convince DH, DW, SO or other family member that this is so 1 newbie to say they have been reading the posts for a couple of weeks, but wonders if we can tell her/him about light bulbs

[Alexa]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

Lol, that really made me laugh

[LisaAC]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

It's one of my favorite too.

[sweetgirl2]

Re: Some low carb humor I wanted to share

haha making me laugh !!!!