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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3
kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance
classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries
each week.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must
also make
cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned
house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all
times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them, and NO remote.
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every
stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every
character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe
stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at
least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.
He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by
7:00.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and
then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and
waiting on them hand
and foot until they are better.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to
eat a serving of
peas.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will be required to know all of the following information:
* each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time
of
birth, and length of labor.
* each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and
what they want to be
when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and
over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the
right to be called Mother!
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3
kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance
classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries
each week.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must
also make
cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned
house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all
times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them, and NO remote.
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every
stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every
character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe
stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at
least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.
He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by
7:00.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and
then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and
waiting on them hand
and foot until they are better.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to
eat a serving of
peas.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will be required to know all of the following information:
* each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time
of
birth, and length of labor.
* each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and
what they want to be
when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and
over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the
right to be called Mother!
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