Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall

[MotherOfGizmo]

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The creator of a meat-scented dog condom had high hopes for his invention, until the pooch product was recalled.


Phillip Laxis, product developer for dogcondoms.com, admits, “I’m not going to lie to you. It’s a disappointment,” but says the extensive test market studies that resulted in 102 unwanted pooch pregnancies and 15 near- choking incidents justified the recall.

Surprisingly, Laxis thinks it’s the fault of the owners, who he envisioned would place the condom on the dog before intercourse and supervise the act.

In his words, “People were not anticipating the dogs’ needs. Create a doggy date situation where you can control it, a situation where no one gets hurt.”

While Laxis admits parental pooch supervision might not create the ideal romantic situation, he asks, “Do you see the romance in genital mutilation?” The self-professed dog lover says he’s not giving up on safe sex for schnauzers, and is now working on a female dog condom using “some sort of harness mechanism.”

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[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall

What? No comments at all?

[slimndown]

Re: Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall

I read it and find it way too funny. Talk about needs of the market....I heard of another capitalist move today you might enjoy. I was listening to a radio talk show host who was talking about a commercial broadcast on one of his stations he's syndicated on. The commercial was a DNA Test marketed to men and went something like this: A few years ago, you had to take someone else's word that your child IS actually yours - now you don't. All you have to do is purchase our DNA Test and take a swab from your child's mouth and a swab of your own, send it to us and we'll have the results to you within 7 days. Just call 1-800-DNATEST.

The guy I was listening to just wasn't really sure if there was much of a market out there that would actually buy that sort of product, after all, it was a bizarre advertisement. He had his callers call in to share their thoughts. Apparently this DNA company has more of an interested market than expected.....

[carbsgottagotogetmefit]

Re: Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall

A meat scented dog condom...what the?? Just shaking me head...

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall

Slimdown--that product actually sounds like it has great market potential! I know more than one man who is paying child support on a kid that he later found out not to be his! I think if I was a man and was having to pay I'd make darned sure that the kid was mine first. I mean a man really has no way of knowing for sure without that test.

Look at the Jerry Springer show for example. LOL

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall

A meat scented dog condom...what the?? Just shaking me head...

No kidding, what is up with that? The dog condom idea in itself was goofy enough, but why make it meat scented? Hmmm