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  • Southern dictionary

    Ok, these are some of the truest pronounciations I've see for the way we talk around here

    1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting

    2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

    3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

    4) JAWJUH - (noun) - the state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to
    Lanner."

    5) BAMMER - (noun) - the state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvments."

    6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar dvision. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

    7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

    BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."

    9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native". Usage: "Them Bammer boys shore are ignert!"

    10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

    11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "Ah shore hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

    12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."

    13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

    14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, ah shore do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

    15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

    16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."

    17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

    1 CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat cheer."

    19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstan a wurd he sed... mus be from some farn country."

    20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

    21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breath ... give 'im some are!"

    22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."

    23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?

    24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart? Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

    25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see". Usage: "Ah ain't never seed Noo Yawk City."

    26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - Contraction. Usage: "Ah ain't never seed Noo Yawk City ... view?"

    27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

    2 FIXIN' - (verb) - Preparing to. Usage: "Ah's just fixin' to do that now."
    NEW ADDITIONS (2/2/06):
    29) JEETJET (complete sentence) - Did you eat yet?
    30) YONTEW (complete sentence) - Do you want to?
    31) TWIRLY-TWEET (complete sentence) - Too early to eat.


    http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/sou...dictionary.htm


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    30) YONTEW (complete sentence) - Do you want to?
    That's my favorite.

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      Re: Southern dictionary

      What is the state which is being referred to as "bammer"? Whats the actual state name?

      I realise that "Jawjuh" is "Geogia. But I dont get Bammer.
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        Re: Southern dictionary

        Alabama

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          Re: Southern dictionary

          ROTFLMAO - Omigosh!! That's funny. I understood some of it cuz dh directed L'il Abner last year. It was full of gubmint men. lol
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            Re: Southern dictionary

            thankyou.
            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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