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Got out the door late.
Got to work late (means no breakfast).
Tried to make a simple appointment for my yearly PET/CT scans to find that my insurance dropped the local hospital and none of the local radiologists can do both scans. Spent an hour calling to find 1 place that will but they can't until my doctor fills out their forms, they won't even make an appointment for me until they get their forms back. FREAKIN' BACKWATER DOCTORS!!!!!
Really missing my major, fabulous, and competent Boston hospitals right now. Really missing my amazing, almost famous ENT right now.
Really not enjoying the nasty cold rain outside.
And my hunny threw a fit this morning and I grabbed leftover steak for lunch instead of leftover meatloaf which is what I wanted.
I just want to crawl back into bed and forget today happened.
What I wouldn't do for some good news.
(you're que to tell me wonderful things going on in your lives, cheer me up people!)
I just realized that the PET/CT scan is going to mess up my diet something awful!!! They flood the body with glucose to make the cancer cells show up on the scans and so they'll be flooding my body, which I've worked to keep in ketosis, with sugar for hours. FRACK!!!!
Bella is NOT a happy camper!
I'm with you on missing certain doctors too. I miss the ENT I had while I was stationed in TX.
Found a few jokes for you. Hope they make you smile:
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
Story for you:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co...2009/10/jn.jpgMarvelous Manboobs is a new Web site dedicated to the underrated glory of sagging he-teats. The authors post photos of both celebrity and anonymous manboob-havers and celebrate their subjects' bosomy chests in a tribute that could only happen on the Internet.
In one entry, headed "Tragedy!", the author mourns a set of Before and After photos of Simon Cowell's "wonderful" manboobs, which vanished between 2006 and 2007 when he started exercising seriously.
While we know Marvelous Manboobs exists primarily for laughs, there's something that resonates about celebrating men as we are -- fat, deteriorating walruses who don't want you ogling our he-cleave while we eat our enormous freakin' sandwiches.
Funny Pick up Lines: These are stupid!!! If people actually use them I'd have to laugh at them...
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman
Funny Pictures:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O...8326239036.jpg
http://test.sparkletags.com/import/g...urdglitter.gif
Ok, that's enough. Hope you smiled at least once.
Michelle