SWIM NOT GYM
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While swimming today I was thinking how much better it is than the gym
- especially for super-sized people!
• There is no strain on the joints
• You can do all your stretches and warm-up, but underwater
• You stay in one place instead of having to climb off one piece of equipment and climb on to another to do a different exercise
• The permutation of strokes, movements, speeds and moods is unlimited ..
• ... and you can change from one to another in the blink of an eye
• You can devise movements which exercise any muscle in your body (for example, today I worked out a way of mimicking an abdominal exerciser)
• You can make the exercise 'cardio' by swimming a length or two at high speed till you are out of breath
• When out of breath you can simply float or 'sit' in the water till you have recovered.
• With your ears under the water you can hear nothing, and are free to let your thoughts meander
• I can swim without having to talk to anyone, and I am left alone to think my own thoughts
• You emerge feeling fresh and clean instead of hot and sweaty
• You walk straight into the shower without having to get undressed!
• There is no annoying pop music blaring at you
• There are no annoying TV screens displaying moronic daytime TV
• There are no vain 'musclemen' posing with weights
• I don't have to see fit people cycling fast while I puff and pant to do 5 minutes on level 1.
• Nor must I watch them using machines I'm too fat to use.
• In the water fat people are more equal: I can swim better and faster than some thin people
• Nobody watches you - they cannot really see your fat body when you are under water
• Mostly, you see only the other swimmers' heads and are not intimidated by their thin, fit bodies
• Many of my fellow swimmers are fat, saggy, old or wrinkly
• Under the water, my tummy feels almost flat!
Bountiful Babe
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While swimming today I was thinking how much better it is than the gym
- especially for super-sized people!
• There is no strain on the joints
• You can do all your stretches and warm-up, but underwater
• You stay in one place instead of having to climb off one piece of equipment and climb on to another to do a different exercise
• The permutation of strokes, movements, speeds and moods is unlimited ..
• ... and you can change from one to another in the blink of an eye
• You can devise movements which exercise any muscle in your body (for example, today I worked out a way of mimicking an abdominal exerciser)
• You can make the exercise 'cardio' by swimming a length or two at high speed till you are out of breath
• When out of breath you can simply float or 'sit' in the water till you have recovered.
• With your ears under the water you can hear nothing, and are free to let your thoughts meander
• I can swim without having to talk to anyone, and I am left alone to think my own thoughts
• You emerge feeling fresh and clean instead of hot and sweaty
• You walk straight into the shower without having to get undressed!
• There is no annoying pop music blaring at you
• There are no annoying TV screens displaying moronic daytime TV
• There are no vain 'musclemen' posing with weights
• I don't have to see fit people cycling fast while I puff and pant to do 5 minutes on level 1.
• Nor must I watch them using machines I'm too fat to use.
• In the water fat people are more equal: I can swim better and faster than some thin people
• Nobody watches you - they cannot really see your fat body when you are under water
• Mostly, you see only the other swimmers' heads and are not intimidated by their thin, fit bodies
• Many of my fellow swimmers are fat, saggy, old or wrinkly
• Under the water, my tummy feels almost flat!
Bountiful Babe






male 42 years 184 kg startweight




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