For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

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For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

July 24, 2005, 09:36 PM

At the beginning of my shift
I placed a stethoscope on
an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's
anterior chest wall.
Big breaths," I
instructed. Yes, they used to be,"
remorsefully
replied the patient.

41 pounds down and counting

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else. - Yogi Berra
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July 25, 2005, 12:55 AM

Re: For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

Chuckles.... too funny!!!

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July 26, 2005, 02:54 PM

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LOL

Wondering how to get 'most' of your net carbs from your induction veggies?
Take a look at the thread from the latest Veggie Challenge to see how others manage it!

Check out our Low Carb Recipes website and add to it!!

F/60 yrs/5ft 5.5" (Though due to collapsing vertebrae I am now only 5'3" - but I refuse to recalculate my BMI )
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