For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

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  • Desertthorn

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Mar 06, 2003
    • 7053
    #1

    For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

    At the beginning of my shift
    I placed a stethoscope on
    an elderly and
    slightly deaf female patient's
    anterior chest wall.
    Big breaths," I
    instructed. Yes, they used to be,"
    remorsefully
    replied the patient.



    41 pounds down and counting

    If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else. - Yogi Berra
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    • sallyseachange

      Moderator Emeritus
      • Jan 15, 2005
      • 12313
      #2
      Re: For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

      Chuckles.... too funny!!!

      Sal
      Before and after:






      PLEDGING FLIGHTS
      Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475

      Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
      F/56yrs/5'.4"
      SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)

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        • Elizellen
          Moderator
          • Apr 22, 2004
          • 16700
          #3
          Re: For Seniors Only- Doc stories. Had to share

          LOL
          Wondering how to get 'most' of your net carbs from your induction veggies?
          Take a look at the thread from the latest Veggie Challenge to see how others manage it!



          Check out our Low Carb Recipes website and add to it!!





          F/60 yrs/5ft 5.5" (Though due to collapsing vertebrae I am now only 5'3" - but I refuse to recalculate my BMI )

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