Older Humor Thread....

[Qjakal]

An eighty-five year old lady
finished her annual physical examination,
Whereupon the doctor said,
"You are in fine shape for your age,
But tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask
My husband," she said.
She went out to the reception room
And said: "Bob do we still have
Intercourse?"

Bob answered impatiently,
"If I told you once,
I told you a thousand times...

We have
Blue Cross!

[Qjakal]

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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

[Richt]

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Call me slow, but I dont understand the first joke. Is it lost on a British person?

[Alexa]

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Richt I thought that too...or maybe we're just dense today?

I like the 2nd one though

[Laurenfra]

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Intercourse is sex and Blue cross is an insurance company big here in the us

[Richt]

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Yes, LOL, I know Intercourse is Sex. But what has that got to do with an Insurance Company?

[Laurenfra]

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I assume it was a play on words she was tooooo old to remember what intercourse was she had it confused with bluecross.
Maybe its just a US funny

[Richt]

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I think it must be a US funny. "your" humoUr and ours is a lot different. We just need to watch the sitcom Friends to discover that.

[Qjakal]

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Or Benny Hill, to discover it the other way around.

Otoh, you DID give us Monty Python, so all is forgiven.

Q

[Richt]

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Or Benny Hill, to discover it the other way around.

Otoh, you DID give us Monty Python, so all is forgiven.

Q

Great,but can you please explain the joke to me?

[Qjakal]

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It was indeed a play on words, part of which is people in many parts of the country here tending to mispronounce intercourse as intercross.

In actuality I was experimenting and making sure I could copy/paste since many sites seem to have encrypted their jokes lately for whatever reason. We'll do better in the future, I promise Rich.





1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

16. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

[Qjakal]

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An attractive woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

[Richt]

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Its all good. I guess the pronounciation of intercourse was lost on me. Thanks for the explanation and I am glad you appreciate Monty Python. Don't worry unduly, I dont blame you specifically for Friends. But the bl**dy show is on about 8 times a day on different channels in England.

[Qjakal]

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It's a wash...my parents watch one with a Mrs Bucket(?) or somesuch all the time, to the point that I'm sick of it just from visits. I'm not much of a TV person to start with, so don't worry about offending me regarding any particular show. They could all go BOOM and my life wouldn't change a bit.

Q

[sallyseachange]

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Nice funnies Qjkal.

And.... oh my! Monty Python... nothing beats that... not even Mr Bean!