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    Some artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    They include:

    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    Ringo Starr ---
    I Get By With a Little Help From Depends


    The Bee Gees ---
    How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

    Marvin Gaye ---
    Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

    Procol Harem---
    A Whiter Shade of Hair

    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

    Abba ---
    Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


    Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

    Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    And Last but NOT least:
    Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again



    41 pounds down and counting

    If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else. - Yogi Berra

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    Re: Latest email going around just for us

    ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, it fits!
    ...

    Female, age 60, 5'5", small frame

    My food journal





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      Re: Latest email going around just for us

      Hee hee!!!
      Before and after:






      PLEDGING FLIGHTS
      Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475

      Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
      F/56yrs/5'.4"
      SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)

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      • #4
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        Desertthorn, these were so good. I CAN relate to about all of them. lol
        It's been a while since I've been on the ADBB but I'm back and have re-started Atkins. It was good to recognize a familiar name.
        The Board looks great and I am thrilled to be here as I start my induction phase again. I'll be 59 years old next month and I know it will probably be a lot harder but I know this is THE place to be successful.
        Thanks again for the 'funnies'. They were great.
        Re-started: 2/23/09
        Starting: 215
        Current: 207
        First Goal: 175

        I love my horses!
        I love my dogs!

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        • #5
          Re: Latest email going around just for us

          I just now read these... ROFL! Copied them and going to send them to my husband!

          Happy Birthday Janice!
          Age 58, Height: 5'7"




          I love the snow--some of my best friends are flakes!

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          • #6
            Re: Latest email going around just for us

            These are sooo good! : )

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            • #7
              Re: Latest email going around just for us

              Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that. I'm another one that is glad to have a board for us OLDTIMERS! I just checked out this board the other day. I've been in STAC since January. Great to be here with you!!

              carlae
              SW/206
              CW/170
              GW/145
              Restarted Atkins 01/01/09
              Female/53 yrs/5'4"

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              • #8
                Re: Latest email going around just for us

                I can relate. Poise and Depends are my new best friends.
                velcrocat aka Ladyjean aka Lana has returned to the fold. Female/55
                I will succeed, I will succeed, I will succeed.
                Philippians 4:13
                July 1, 2008 return date, weighty problem=210/171.9/160,
                I'm going to call it goal at least temporarily while doing chemo.
                chemo starts again May 5 and that sukx, http://fitday.com/fitness/PublicJour...Owner=Mistydog

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                • #9
                  Re: Latest email going around just for us

                  Oh I just seen this thread. Sad but so true. I turn 60 in March and have to admit I would not leave the house without my Poise..



                  I am walking to California with the Route 66 group. Come and join us

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                    Re: Latest email going around just for us

                    That made me laugh!

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