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  • Atkins in Haiku

    Can you Haiku?

    A Haiku is a poetic form where there are three lines, with 5 syllables, 7 syllables and 5 syllables.

    See what you can come up with!



    Paris Hilton, you're
    So very thin. For God's sake
    Please eat a sandwich.
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  • #2
    Sugar is no good...
    Bread, wheat, pasta, potatoes,
    We need not these things!



    lol that's all I got...
    F/29/5'2
    HW262/SW195/CW189/GW135
    Did Atkins back in 2005 and went from 262 to 182!
    Starting Nov 4th 2009 again at 195
    First mini-goal: 187 by thanksgiving
    Second mini-goal: 181 by Xmas trip to see in-laws in LA, size 14's!



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    • #3
      No way Cleo! I am not that talented! Ha! Ha! :confused
      Start weight 01/01/10 ~ 212lbs./Current 200



      Stats as of 05/01/2007
      Starting to believe thin is possible!








      SW-295.5/CW 168/GW 155-160?

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      • #4
        Re: Atkins in Haiku

        Originally posted by cleochatra
        Can you Haiku?

        A Haiku is a poetic form where there are three lines, with 5 syllables, 7 syllables and 5 syllables.

        See what you can come up with!



        Paris Hilton, you're
        So very thin. For God's sake
        Please eat a sandwich.
        LOL that's awesome!
        F/29/5'2
        HW262/SW195/CW189/GW135
        Did Atkins back in 2005 and went from 262 to 182!
        Starting Nov 4th 2009 again at 195
        First mini-goal: 187 by thanksgiving
        Second mini-goal: 181 by Xmas trip to see in-laws in LA, size 14's!



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        • #5
          I don't just eat meat.
          I eat loads of fresh veggies.
          Go on! read the book!


          Oh, my wobbly arms,
          I wish you would sort yourselves.
          It's not a good look.

          Pedometer on,
          The fat gaijin* hits the streets.
          Just like Godzilla.

          *foreigner


          OY! This is a terrible topic! Now I'll NEVER get to sleep!
          Pixiepants!!
          Just a Simple Canadian Girl, Taking on Japan


          Start:Size 32
          Now: Size 20
          Goal: Size 14
          Hey! As of 10/22/06 -- I'm a *blip* on FitDay! Woot!


          Started Atkins on August 18, 2004

          (f)

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          • #6
            Numbers, an Atkins Haiku

            Lost 68 pounds
            I now wear size 16 jeans
            and can run 2 miles!


            Michele
            Michele (F/5'4"/33)
            Started Nov. 1st 2004
            sw275/cw190/gw130
            Short term goal: 175 by Christmas!

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            • #7
              People are amazed.
              Once I heard: "You're so tiny!"
              I'm in denial. :no

              "Tiny?" Me? Never!
              "Short, great personality."
              "Tiny?" There's no way! ensive

              I heard it again!
              Decided I must compare
              Old pics with new ones. :confused

              Can it really be?
              Where on earth is the old me?
              Now I'm amazed too! :yes
              46/F*/5'0/started 08/15/04
              *aka redneck girly hick

              184/130/128?
              16/8/6?
              I suppose I'm at goal!


              AUG 2004 -------------------------------------AUG 2005

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Curveegrrl

                Pedometer on,
                The fat gaijin* hits the streets.
                Just like Godzilla.

                *foreigner
                LOL, that's horrible! (really funny, but horrible!)
                F/29/5'2
                HW262/SW195/CW189/GW135
                Did Atkins back in 2005 and went from 262 to 182!
                Starting Nov 4th 2009 again at 195
                First mini-goal: 187 by thanksgiving
                Second mini-goal: 181 by Xmas trip to see in-laws in LA, size 14's!



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                • #9
                  Ok I think I got it.


                  No bread in my meals
                  But delicious tasty beef
                  Keeps me from starving



                  Robin
                  :hug
                  1960 Baby Boomer - Capricorn by birth
                  5'10 - All Natural Female

                  SNAP I'm gonna win this battle!

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                  • #10
                    I'm not a poet
                    But I'll try this anyway
                    Robert Atkins Rules!

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                    • #11
                      Cleo you are nuts
                      Paris has nothing on you
                      Let's go beat her up!

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                      • #12
                        Okay Cleo.. this is in honor of you and your *hip bumps*


                        Big hip bumps to all
                        To all who have lost some weight
                        This WOE is so great!!
                        33 female
                        Highest weight 350 (lost 25 lbs on WW)
                        Started Atkins Oct 2003
                        SW 327/ CW 177/ goal 150













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                        • #13
                          Your haikus are great
                          I wish I could write one too
                          Just not talented!
                          Wondering how to get 'most' of your net carbs from your induction veggies?
                          Take a look at the thread from the latest Veggie Challenge to see how others manage it!



                          Check out our Low Carb Recipes website and add to it!!





                          F/60 yrs/5ft 5.5" (Though due to collapsing vertebrae I am now only 5'3" - but I refuse to recalculate my BMI )

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