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Well it seems things have changed here in the CC lots of new people to watch which I love and then lots of oldies to fall back on when I need to scream.
Speaking of screaming I went to the eye doctor and was told I needed Bifocals. I dang near dropped my false teeth out of my mouth as this little young thing tells me this. I'm not that old surely she is wrong. I mean just because my giant print bible is no longer readable. It must have shrank when the rain hit the cover. But she all of 20 reassures me no one can tell with these new fangled bifocals with no lines. So I went over to the local Sam's Club and order these ones with no lines so people can't tell. They arrive three days later and I run in and there sat one hunky guy and he says try em on for size...Hmm I think maybe he can't tell I am wearing bifocals.. so he watches me put them on and he asked me to read the chart and I say well they look a little blurry he said oh these are those progressive transition glasses... dang it he is on to me. He tells me it takes a couple of days to get used to them so I leave. Might I add watching my new step so I did not bust my old butt in front of him. Lord knows we don't need a dust cloud in the middle of Sam's.
Well I got in my pickup truck (Yep I am from Texas I drive a Chevy) and I head toward home when all of a sudden I am seeing rainbows. I'm talking full blown holy $h*t does anyone else see all these pretty rainbows going across the road. ( Don't call me out my Son is gay!) I felt like I was in a gay parade. So I get home and the DH says I like your new specks and I say oh yeah well look through them and tell me do I need a trip to the shrink or hospital. He takes a peek and says wow rainbows. So I head back to Sam's. Lo and behold the hunk is still there and he ask if he could help so I tell him the deal and he takes a peek and chuckles. I am who I am asked did you see the rainbow world too? He said as a matter of fact I did. I said well can you imagine me a drug free person seeing images that are so real. I felt like a hippy on acid. So we sent them back. Saturday I picked up my new glasses and there sat the hunky guy he smiled and said Don't feel bad my Mom is your age and wears bifocals too...I almost said your Momma is 30 but then I remembered my date of birth was on my check he was holding.
So now I wear bifocals but on the bright side I can now look at my Playgirl Magazines and know for sure what I see. LOL
Deflating Diva
Speaking of screaming I went to the eye doctor and was told I needed Bifocals. I dang near dropped my false teeth out of my mouth as this little young thing tells me this. I'm not that old surely she is wrong. I mean just because my giant print bible is no longer readable. It must have shrank when the rain hit the cover. But she all of 20 reassures me no one can tell with these new fangled bifocals with no lines. So I went over to the local Sam's Club and order these ones with no lines so people can't tell. They arrive three days later and I run in and there sat one hunky guy and he says try em on for size...Hmm I think maybe he can't tell I am wearing bifocals.. so he watches me put them on and he asked me to read the chart and I say well they look a little blurry he said oh these are those progressive transition glasses... dang it he is on to me. He tells me it takes a couple of days to get used to them so I leave. Might I add watching my new step so I did not bust my old butt in front of him. Lord knows we don't need a dust cloud in the middle of Sam's.
Well I got in my pickup truck (Yep I am from Texas I drive a Chevy) and I head toward home when all of a sudden I am seeing rainbows. I'm talking full blown holy $h*t does anyone else see all these pretty rainbows going across the road. ( Don't call me out my Son is gay!) I felt like I was in a gay parade. So I get home and the DH says I like your new specks and I say oh yeah well look through them and tell me do I need a trip to the shrink or hospital. He takes a peek and says wow rainbows. So I head back to Sam's. Lo and behold the hunk is still there and he ask if he could help so I tell him the deal and he takes a peek and chuckles. I am who I am asked did you see the rainbow world too? He said as a matter of fact I did. I said well can you imagine me a drug free person seeing images that are so real. I felt like a hippy on acid. So we sent them back. Saturday I picked up my new glasses and there sat the hunky guy he smiled and said Don't feel bad my Mom is your age and wears bifocals too...I almost said your Momma is 30 but then I remembered my date of birth was on my check he was holding.
So now I wear bifocals but on the bright side I can now look at my Playgirl Magazines and know for sure what I see. LOL
Deflating Diva
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