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    I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

    That's right! I've perfected a new program that is guaranteed to work!

    It's called Falling Off the Wagon!

    It's easy! It's effortless!
    You can do it too! Just send me $49.95 in 6 easy installments and I'll show you how you can:

    Fill out your leggings!
    Bulge up your brassiere!
    Dimple your Derriere!

    Act today and I'll even throw in my guide called, "Exercise Why? Isn't that what causes global warming?"

    You--yes YOU-- can also show gains!

    Why be a loser when you can eat all you want and expand your horizons! Or is that latitude?

    Call today! Operators will be sitting by...
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    My blog: The Lighter Side of Low Carb: Food, fun and fidgeting
    Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers
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    Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

    MMMM... are those gains complete with compound interest and bonuses?
    278/275/271/160


    Earth is crammed with heaven,
    And every common bush afire with God,
    But only he who sees, takes off his shoes.
    Elizabeth Barrett Browning



    Daily Goals:
    No wasted carbs.
    Water intake .5 -1 gallon.
    Exercise 60 minutes 5x week
    Get in the right veggies.

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    • #3
      Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

      hahahahahahaha lol rotfl hehehe that's hilarious.I like you humor
      I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING AND TEMPTATION.

      oscar wilde modified

      5ft 4in
      f,20
      07/20/2005

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      • #4
        Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

        Compound interest and bonuses?! I get those? *Wondering why my profit margin look more like the Krispy Kreme index*

        Lots2lose-- these days, after stepping on the scale, I'm either laughing or crying! I haven't seen myself naked yet. That would be the crying bit. Well, crying followed with extreme fear.

        ADBB Moderator Emeritus
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        Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers

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        • #5
          Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

          Originally posted by cleochatra
          That's right! I've perfected a new program that is guaranteed to work!

          It's called Falling Off the Wagon!

          It's easy! It's effortless!
          You can do it too! Just send me $49.95 in 6 easy installments and I'll show you how you can:

          Fill out your leggings!
          Bulge up your brassiere!
          Dimple your Derriere!

          Act today and I'll even throw in my guide called, "Exercise Why? Isn't that what causes global warming?"

          You--yes YOU-- can also show gains!

          Why be a loser when you can eat all you want and expand your horizons! Or is that latitude?

          Call today! Operators will be sitting by...
          But wait! There's more. If you call in the next 5 minutes we'll add the book "all you can eat carb restaurants - where to find them" for free!

          Now how much will you pay?

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          • #6
            Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

            L L!
            ADBB Moderator Emeritus
            My blog: The Lighter Side of Low Carb: Food, fun and fidgeting
            Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers

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            • #7
              Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

              ((((hugs)))) I have no doubt in my mind that you'll be back here kicking butt in NO time.


              P90X Challenge: 24/90 done, 66 to go!


              My Personal 20 Week No Cheat Challenge:
              3 week down, 17 weeks to go!








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              • #8
                Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                You're still a great inspiration to me, I'm sure those 37 pounds will soon be history! I'll bet you'll lose the first 10 pounds in like one week
                F/29/5'2
                HW262/SW195/CW189/GW135
                Did Atkins back in 2005 and went from 262 to 182!
                Starting Nov 4th 2009 again at 195
                First mini-goal: 187 by thanksgiving
                Second mini-goal: 181 by Xmas trip to see in-laws in LA, size 14's!



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                • #9
                  Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                  OMG, I totally thought you'd dropped off the face of the earth.... I'm so happy to see you online, you have no idea. I fell off the wagon too and just recently hopped back on it (last Monday). SOOOOOOOOO, we have lots to talk about!

                  I've missed you so much!
                  Started 12/12/04
                  100 % Grade A Chick

                  My Halloween goal


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                  • #10
                    Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                    You are hilarious! You made my day!!!

                    ~Kat
                    F, 45, 5'7"



                    A year from now you'll wish you had started today

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                    • #11
                      Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                      Welcome back Cleo. I've missed you. You could do what I do - take off my glasses before I take off my clothes. Can't see anything at all, ignorance is bliss
                      Hinen

                      Female, 5'10", 42
                      I have the body of a god - unfortunately its Buddha.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                        I love this line...


                        Why be a loser when you can eat all you want and expand your horizons! Or is that latitude?
                        335/265/230
                        Death rides a tall horse, He is clad all in black. His quivers never empty and His bowstrings never slack. He rides through forest and field, harvesting warrior and maid. The Mechanized Infantry ride for Blood and Death

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                        • #13
                          Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                          Too cute, Cleo! Glad you're back!
                          ~Marion INDUCTION restart January 10, 2010

                          34, F, PCOS

                          SW 440/CW 438/ GW 175

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                          • #14
                            Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                            ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Cleo)))))))))))))))))) )))))))))


                            I totally missed you! I'm glad you're back.

                            Hip bumps to you!

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                            • #15
                              Re: I gained 37 pounds! Ask me how!

                              Cleochatra, You are truely funny! You really gave me a good laugh and I needed it too. Thanks!!!

                              Female/married/40
                              Restart date 3/1/06
                              Beginning wt. 290, Restart wt. 270/ cw259/gw 175







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