2Big......help settle this!!!

[softnred]

2Big...or anyone else....PLEASE explain this to Christopher for me!!!

I've been telling him that it's not enough to read the carb count on everything...he ALSO has to read the ingredients. He has a container of honey mustard and he's on the phone and telling me he can have it because it only has two carbs per serving. I'm telling him he most certainly CANNOT have it because there is honey in it.

Could you explain to him why he can't have it?? He's not convinced.

Thank you!!!

JoAnne

[Laurenfra]

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Christopher Christopher Christopher, Have you seen what JoAnne looks like. She is doing an amazing job. Listen to her. There is nothing to pass your lips except what is on the induction list. That means no honey, honey

[Laurenfra]

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Christopher Have you read the book darling? If not READ IT!

[Bugaboo]

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"Don't get pi**ed if it's not on the list!" as Perry's sig used to have in it.

JoAnne is right Christopher...we follow the list the good Dr. gave us...if it's not on it we don't eat it. Makes life a lot more simple and you don't have to second guess what you're eating.

[cleochatra]

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Christopher.

Put down the mustard and nobody gets hurt.

[alpha_wolf_1966]

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Sooooo...you're telling me I can't have the mustard???
LOL. Ok, no more honey mustard. I actually printed out a copy of the little card that tells what is allowable, and I will live by it. Thank y'all for the encouragement.

-Christopher

[cleochatra]

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Honey is just bee barf anyway.


Who wants to eat bee vomit mustard?

[Laurenfra]

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You have such a way with words Cleo!
WTG Christopher

[cleochatra]

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I didn't even go with the whole "where the bees get the honey from" bit. I'm that erudite you know.

[Laurenfra]

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yea I know

[softnred]

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heh heh heh...thanks for the ammo Cleo. Christopher absolutely loves honey, and I've already gotten the "do you know you like bee vomit" thing down pat.

And thank you everyone for helping set Mr. Wonderful straight...

[2big4mysize]

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sorry I went to bed early.

Yep in the old Atkins book you could have eatten that mustard and counted it as part of your made for yourself 20 carbs limit according to the old rule 5.

But Dr Atkins after seeing how hard folk strugglrd and what poor choices they made changed rule 5 to say eat nothing not on the list not one bite.

So eat those veggies and use regular mustards

[Momtofour]

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Cleo, you just crack me up.

Softnred- How cool is it that you have your sweetie on here too.

Chris- Thank you for all you have done for our country!!!!!!

[cleochatra]

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The bee gets the stuff he barfs from the flowers' reproductives.

So if you want honey it's nothing but bee flower butt reproductive vomit.

[softnred]

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ROFL....how did a BUTT get involved in reproductive barf???

The bee gets the stuff he barfs from the flowers' reproductives.

So if you want honey it's nothing but bee flower butt reproductive vomit.