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If you give a Mod a Muffin,
you might find that with her muffin she needs some cream cheese.
The cream cheese is delicious.
But then she finds that the cream cheese
makes her thirsty.
Because she is thirsty, she drinks
a cold, tall, mug of milk.
If you give a Mod some Milk
you might find that with this milk
some chocolate is in order
(since she was so good and well-behaved
during Halloween).
With the chocolate,
you discover that peanut butter tastes even better
on it
so she goes to get a knife
On the way to the knife,
some chips are spied.
If you give a Mod a muffin, and some milk,
cream cheese, chocolate and peanuts butter,
you might find that she wants something spicy.
So she melts cheese on the chips and them pours
some salsa into a bowl.
Some more milk is needed naturally,
but instead she drinks Diet Coke
because all moderators know Diet Coke evens out the actual number
of carbs in anything naughty.
So if you give a Mod a Diet Coke,
you'll find that she feels less guilty about everything else she ate
So she has a piece of toast.
On that piece of toast she needs some sweet cream butter.
So she runs to grab another knife.
So you gave a Mod a muffin.
Chances are, the kitchen is laden
with dirty knives, crumbs, remnants of things
she can't even remember eating,
and now she's in bed because she isn't
feeling well.
So you give the Mod a Mylanta.
And she starts over at day one.
you might find that with her muffin she needs some cream cheese.
The cream cheese is delicious.
But then she finds that the cream cheese
makes her thirsty.
Because she is thirsty, she drinks
a cold, tall, mug of milk.
If you give a Mod some Milk
you might find that with this milk
some chocolate is in order
(since she was so good and well-behaved
during Halloween).
With the chocolate,
you discover that peanut butter tastes even better
on it
so she goes to get a knife
On the way to the knife,
some chips are spied.
If you give a Mod a muffin, and some milk,
cream cheese, chocolate and peanuts butter,
you might find that she wants something spicy.
So she melts cheese on the chips and them pours
some salsa into a bowl.
Some more milk is needed naturally,
but instead she drinks Diet Coke
because all moderators know Diet Coke evens out the actual number
of carbs in anything naughty.
So if you give a Mod a Diet Coke,
you'll find that she feels less guilty about everything else she ate
So she has a piece of toast.
On that piece of toast she needs some sweet cream butter.
So she runs to grab another knife.
So you gave a Mod a muffin.
Chances are, the kitchen is laden
with dirty knives, crumbs, remnants of things
she can't even remember eating,
and now she's in bed because she isn't
feeling well.
So you give the Mod a Mylanta.
And she starts over at day one.
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