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  • #1

    Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

    "I'm Dreaming of a Low-Carb Christmas"
    (sung to White Christmas)

    I'm dreaming of a low-carb Christmas
    Just like the ones in Atkins' tomes
    Where the cauliflower
    With cream that's sour
    Are on the stove in peoples' homes.

    I'm dreaming of a low-carb Christmas
    With every syllable I write
    May your thighs be muscled and tight
    And may all your holidays be light.
    ADBB Moderator Emeritus
    My blog: The Lighter Side of Low Carb: Food, fun and fidgeting
    Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers
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  • #2
    Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

    Excellent, I can here the carol singers singing it now
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    • #3
      Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

      Atkins the low-carb doctor

      You know South Beach, Weight Watchers, The Zone, Biggest Loser
      Stillman's, LA Club, Fit For Life for choosers
      But do you recall
      The most famous Doctor of all?

      Atkins the low-carb doctor
      Wrote a book to help us be
      Thin, glad and happy people
      Instead of having chubby knees
      All of the doctors shunned him
      Nutritionists would snub their nose
      But people who ate his knowledge
      Found they're shrinking in their hose.

      I was a skeptic once, you see,
      but Atkins came to say
      "Eat this way and you'll be fit
      And there'll be less fat where you sit"

      So now I'm a thinning person
      My meds are gone, my doctors say
      Thanks to our favorite doctor
      The one who's helped us, Dr A!
      ADBB Moderator Emeritus
      My blog: The Lighter Side of Low Carb: Food, fun and fidgeting
      Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers

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      • #4
        Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

        Thank you, rich! Let's sing it, baby!
        ADBB Moderator Emeritus
        My blog: The Lighter Side of Low Carb: Food, fun and fidgeting
        Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers

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        • #5
          Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

          bravo cleo




          but I think you got a typo are we really wanting to be like Atkins tomes?
          by the book atkinseer

          started 6/1/02 at 313
          goalie 5/04 at 167 with under 15% body fat ADBB Presidents exercise Challenge


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          • #6
            Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

            LOL. Excellent work Cleo!!! I remember us doing that with Christmas songs when I was at Basic Training...but considering it was a bunch of guys who were finishing up 8 weeks of combat training, I will NOT post the lyrics.


            Christopher - Male
            SW 208 / CW 194 / GW 185

            The timber wolves will be our friends
            We'll stay up late and howl
            At the moon, till nighttime ends
            Before going on the prowl

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            • #7
              Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

              You are so great!
              Michele SW250/CW 226/GW150 F, 38, 5'6"

              I was down to 175 in 2007 and I will get back there again!

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              • #8
                Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!


                You just keep gettin' cooler, Cleo!!
                *Melinda*
                *Condiment Queen*
                HW 278 SW 196.5 CW 176 GW 150
                "Argue your limitations and they are yours" -Richard Bach

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                • #9
                  Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                  Little Low-Carbing Girl

                  "Carbs," They told me. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  A new way of eating. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  The finest foods you'll see. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  And soon you'll be shrinking. Pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
                  So I counted carbs. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  It had begun.

                  First Induction. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  The Flu sure got me down. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  But soon I was morphing. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  Which fit to my liking. Pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
                  Shall I shrink for you? Pa rum pa pum pum
                  Me and my bum.

                  Up the ladder. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  The ox and lamb taste fine. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  I drank my water down. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  I moved my butt around. Pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
                  I'm so much smaller now. Pa rum pa pum pum
                  Me and my bum.
                  Pixiepants!!
                  Just a Simple Canadian Girl, Taking on Japan


                  Start:Size 32
                  Now: Size 20
                  Goal: Size 14
                  Hey! As of 10/22/06 -- I'm a *blip* on FitDay! Woot!


                  Started Atkins on August 18, 2004

                  (f)

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                  • #10
                    Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                    you are all so clever! LOL!! Love them! Not something I do though, rhyme or write clever words, that's my hubby's speciality. Guess only 1 per household! LOL! Jamie, does your hubby write clever rhymes too?

                    Kathy


                    SW 277 left photo 203 right photo F

                    1st new goal, back to the right photo weight
                    next goal 170
                    “Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.”—LOUISA MAY ALCOTT

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                    • #11
                      Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                      Jiggly bellies (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

                      Jiggly bellies, jiggly bellies
                      They have gone away!
                      Oh what fun it is to eat in the
                      low carb Atkins way-hey!

                      Jiggly bellies, jiggly bellies
                      They have gone away!
                      Oh what fun it is to eat in the
                      low carb Atkins waaay.

                      Dashing through the store
                      only buying veg and meat
                      fats are good things too
                      lots of stuff to eat
                      Ho ho ho

                      We are getting thin
                      which makes our spirits bright
                      what fun it is to laugh and run
                      and make our bodies tight

                      Oh, jiggly bellies, jiggly bellies
                      They have gone away
                      Oh what fun it is to eat
                      on the low carb Atkins waaaaaaaaaay. Hey!
                      Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                      Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                      Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                      SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                      Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                      "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                        Hooray! I can feel the need for us to go carolling through the mall food court this minute!

                        Good ones, you guys!
                        ADBB Moderator Emeritus
                        My blog: The Lighter Side of Low Carb: Food, fun and fidgeting
                        Low Carb Lolitas: Hip low carb bloggers

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                        • #13
                          Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                          Hooray! I can feel the need for us to go carolling through the mall food court this minute!

                          That would be too funny! I can just see us now, scaring people away from their french fries.
                          Michele SW250/CW 226/GW150 F, 38, 5'6"

                          I was down to 175 in 2007 and I will get back there again!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                            Have yourselves a lovely Low-Carb Christmas
                            Let your scale read light
                            Someday soon (400s/300s/200s/These pounds all) will be out of sight (pick one to suit you!)

                            Have yourself a wondrous Low-Carb Christmas
                            Cuz when we eat this way
                            All our bills from Lane Bryant will go way!

                            Christmas once was in olden days
                            Many golden days of goo
                            All those carbs that were dear to us
                            won't "adhere" to me and you

                            Thru the new year keep this way of living
                            Without rice or cake
                            Let's Thank God for chicken, veggies, shrimp & steak
                            And this holiday, please do not take an Atkins Break!
                            Sharron - Musical Theatre Geek! Female, age 49 -
                            Second time arounder - started Atkins 2/2001 @440 lbs LOST 150 GAINED 110
                            Restarted 6/1/05 for the FINAL TIME @ 431 lbs Lost 80 Atkins
                            Came back 10/1 after losing 109 additional on Weight Watchers
                            Weight on 9/30/07 239.8! Lowest EVER!
                            If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Time for a holiday Sing-Along...Atkins style!

                              You creative people are just too too funny. I love the carols.
                              Michelle,
                              F/49/5'3" HW379/CW359/GW180
                              One day at a time; live in the moment!
                              Extended induction

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