"I'll bet you twenty dollars that I eat more vegetables than you do."
That's my new catchphrase, every time anyone starts on their "Oh my God, you're on the ATKINS??? YOU GUNNA DIIIIEEEEEE!" rant. It catches them offguard. "Whot? Vegetables?"
"How many cups a day do you eat?"
"WHHUUUUT? Ummm... I don't know... why?"
"It's good to know that you're taking such an active interest in your own nutrition."
That's my new catchphrase, every time anyone starts on their "Oh my God, you're on the ATKINS??? YOU GUNNA DIIIIEEEEEE!" rant. It catches them offguard. "Whot? Vegetables?"
"How many cups a day do you eat?"
"WHHUUUUT? Ummm... I don't know... why?"
"It's good to know that you're taking such an active interest in your own nutrition."






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I guess you never grow out of being an older brother - and I eat WAY more vegetables now than I did back when I wasn't "killing myself on Atkins".

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