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Okay guys heres the truth I've slipped a few times more than I like to admit. Thank God I've never been back to my highest weight but I sure have had to grab the butt glue and glue my water bottle in my hand. I know the rules I can pretty much recite the DANDR...
In October of 2005 I purchased my very own motorcycle a Honda Shadow 750. Well let me tell you it is real difficult to suck your gut in while you are driving a motorcycle. And you know everybody can see you...Funny story I was coming home from work and an older guy pulled up beside me on his motorcycle without a helmet and looks over at me and says "Your a Girl"..I lifted my face shield and asked How the **** did you get a license with eyesight that bad? I have a 42 DD bust size how could he miss that huge clue...
Then November 18,2005 I became a Grandma to the most beautiful baby girl in the whole wide world. So okay here's a confession she was really ugly at first...but she became beautiful. Now at 6 months she is my inspiration she can suck her own toes. I'm laying beside her trying to get a hold of my foot. Gee if I could bend like that I would know a really happy Grandpa...
December came with the usual depression as you look around at the family that are no longer where they sat the previous year. Oh and I recieved my first traffic ticket in my life thanks officer Victor Sanchez of the Humble police Department for setting your speed trap at 5 AM. This guy would give his Mother a ticket. The speed goes from 55 to 35. No one but me and the Officer were awake I was doing 58 in a 35. I paid my debt and even took a defensive driver course from and old man who needed a lesson in manners and a bottle of GASX.
January,February, March was a blur.
April woke me up to a new world of Stolen Identity while visiting my Grandmothers grave someone stole my purse out of my unlocked truck in broad daylight within 100 yards of me I never saw them but the impact was true enlightenment to a new adventure.
May came round and school let out whew what a relief until you realize gee no work no pay...
That leads us to today when I do an inspection of my year... Not bad but I should be under 200 lbs. and I'm not due to my own issues. But then again I'm still here. 1 wooshie at a time...
Deflating Diva
In October of 2005 I purchased my very own motorcycle a Honda Shadow 750. Well let me tell you it is real difficult to suck your gut in while you are driving a motorcycle. And you know everybody can see you...Funny story I was coming home from work and an older guy pulled up beside me on his motorcycle without a helmet and looks over at me and says "Your a Girl"..I lifted my face shield and asked How the **** did you get a license with eyesight that bad? I have a 42 DD bust size how could he miss that huge clue...
Then November 18,2005 I became a Grandma to the most beautiful baby girl in the whole wide world. So okay here's a confession she was really ugly at first...but she became beautiful. Now at 6 months she is my inspiration she can suck her own toes. I'm laying beside her trying to get a hold of my foot. Gee if I could bend like that I would know a really happy Grandpa...
December came with the usual depression as you look around at the family that are no longer where they sat the previous year. Oh and I recieved my first traffic ticket in my life thanks officer Victor Sanchez of the Humble police Department for setting your speed trap at 5 AM. This guy would give his Mother a ticket. The speed goes from 55 to 35. No one but me and the Officer were awake I was doing 58 in a 35. I paid my debt and even took a defensive driver course from and old man who needed a lesson in manners and a bottle of GASX.
January,February, March was a blur.
April woke me up to a new world of Stolen Identity while visiting my Grandmothers grave someone stole my purse out of my unlocked truck in broad daylight within 100 yards of me I never saw them but the impact was true enlightenment to a new adventure.
May came round and school let out whew what a relief until you realize gee no work no pay...
That leads us to today when I do an inspection of my year... Not bad but I should be under 200 lbs. and I'm not due to my own issues. But then again I'm still here. 1 wooshie at a time... Deflating Diva
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