I had a doctor's appointment to schedule getting my tubes tied. Had to go to a different doctor because my own doesn't do surgeries. Anyway . . . the guy refused to do the surgery because of my weight and then he had the chutspah to shrug and tell me to lose 50 pounds and come back in a year. "That's just a pound per week," he told me; "Anybody can do that! Not hard at all!"
I looked him right in the eye and told him: "Well, I've really been trying to hold on to all of this weight, but I guess I can let go of one pound per week if I absolutely MUST."
The look on his face was priceless! He honestly wasn't sure if I was insane or joking.
I looked him right in the eye and told him: "Well, I've really been trying to hold on to all of this weight, but I guess I can let go of one pound per week if I absolutely MUST."
The look on his face was priceless! He honestly wasn't sure if I was insane or joking.


That is priceless.





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