Guy goes into a bar and sits down, obviously depressed. He orders a whiskey. With a big, heavy sigh, he pulls a tiny piano out of his coat pocket. He puts it on the bar and then reaches back into the pocket for a little tiny man -- who then sits at the mini piano and plays a beautiful, intricate song.
"That's amazing!" says the bartender.
"No," says the guy; "it's depressing. You see, I was walking down the beach and found this old lamp. I started rubbing the lamp and out popped a genie. He told me I could have one wish for anything I wanted."
"What's so depressing about that?" asks the bartender.
The guy sighs again. "That stupid genie thought I asked for a 12-inch pianist."
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