So. I bought a new scale this past evening. You see, a few years ago I had bought a digital scale that you have to tap with your foot before you climb on. It doesn't do anything fancy like tell you your bodyfat in five different languages, but it DID have the bonus of showing you your weight in bright red glowing letters that let you know that your fat truly does come from one of the lower rungs of **** that Dante just never discovered.
Now, I've known this scale wasn't exactly the most accurate. For ages it weighed me in around 235 to 240 pounds. I remember that when I went to the doctor, somehow I had ballooned up to about 250 pounds. So...for all I know, the darned thing is about 5 pounds off. And there's no way to adjust it, of course, because it's this new-fangled high-technology. The same kind they use in digital watches, I suspect :sarcasm
At any rate, they were having a sale on scales at our local Co-Op store. Nice big surface to stand on that my size-9.5 feet won't hang off. Big numbers on the nice large dial. And a bonus....those little plastic doohickies that you can move around to mark your current and/or starting weight. Nice!
We let it warm up to room temperature, per the directions...then I started the cycle of "get on/get off" that it suggests while adjusting the scale to "0".
Imagine my shock and alarm to find that this thing is weighing me in over 250 again. Granted, this wasn't first thing in the morning, nekkid, without food in my tummy...but even when I checked the old scale, it showed that I was only 5 pounds heavier than when I had weighed after waking. This, I figure, is normal due to the fact that I'd been awake for a few hours and had eaten dinner and consumed boodles of water.
But over 250??? If this thing is correct, and it's weighing me at 252 like I think it is...just how far out of whack was that old scale? It's been weighing me consistently (if I step on it enough times) to know that I've definitely lost 18 pounds (I'm now down to 242 according to the old bazoo).
So....I figure that today will call for calibration of the scale and a re-estimate of what my starting weight was. If my original scale was 5 pounds off...or 10 pounds off....I will be a very unhappy camper. But at least I'll know that I'm getting that weight OFF. It's not going to force me into some kind of sugary binge! I WILL win the battle of the Bulge!
Anyone else had this experience? Can you empathize with my wanting to toss the dratted contraptions off our 9th floor balcony, despite the bylaws forbidding such an action? (sigh)...
Now, I've known this scale wasn't exactly the most accurate. For ages it weighed me in around 235 to 240 pounds. I remember that when I went to the doctor, somehow I had ballooned up to about 250 pounds. So...for all I know, the darned thing is about 5 pounds off. And there's no way to adjust it, of course, because it's this new-fangled high-technology. The same kind they use in digital watches, I suspect :sarcasm
At any rate, they were having a sale on scales at our local Co-Op store. Nice big surface to stand on that my size-9.5 feet won't hang off. Big numbers on the nice large dial. And a bonus....those little plastic doohickies that you can move around to mark your current and/or starting weight. Nice!
We let it warm up to room temperature, per the directions...then I started the cycle of "get on/get off" that it suggests while adjusting the scale to "0".
Imagine my shock and alarm to find that this thing is weighing me in over 250 again. Granted, this wasn't first thing in the morning, nekkid, without food in my tummy...but even when I checked the old scale, it showed that I was only 5 pounds heavier than when I had weighed after waking. This, I figure, is normal due to the fact that I'd been awake for a few hours and had eaten dinner and consumed boodles of water.
But over 250??? If this thing is correct, and it's weighing me at 252 like I think it is...just how far out of whack was that old scale? It's been weighing me consistently (if I step on it enough times) to know that I've definitely lost 18 pounds (I'm now down to 242 according to the old bazoo).
So....I figure that today will call for calibration of the scale and a re-estimate of what my starting weight was. If my original scale was 5 pounds off...or 10 pounds off....I will be a very unhappy camper. But at least I'll know that I'm getting that weight OFF. It's not going to force me into some kind of sugary binge! I WILL win the battle of the Bulge!
Anyone else had this experience? Can you empathize with my wanting to toss the dratted contraptions off our 9th floor balcony, despite the bylaws forbidding such an action? (sigh)...




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