I have a confession to make. I'm not really a woman.

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  • cleochatra
    ADBB Admiral
    • Nov 16, 2004
    • 8801
    #1

    I have a confession to make. I'm not really a woman.

    I'm really a man.


    I know I've posed as a woman all this time, and I'm really sorry. I just like to wear frilly things. And while my manboobs are pretty convincing, my name is really Richard.


    I wanted somewhere to fit in because lately I've felt so lonely in the world. I don't have any family and while I have friends, they aren't as fullfilling in my life.


    I hope you will forgive me and that we can still be friends.


    I'm not even following Atkins, but I plan to start soon. I'm stocked up on the bars and shakes and I'm just waiting for my book to get here.


    Here is my real picture.





















    Again, I hope we can still be friends.


    Love,
    Richard
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    • sillyann
      ADBB Adventurer
      • Jul 13, 2004
      • 244
      #2
      OMG, ROFLMAO,
      This one gets shown to the DH. :laughing :laughing :P
      Failure is Impossible- Susan B. Anthony
      275/lw210 cw 259.5/170 original start date June 10, 2004 restart 8/21/06 5'8" 6 lbs in 6 days...how nice!

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        • Isabeau
          Moderator Emeritus
          • Sep 11, 2004
          • 3243
          #3
          LOLOLOL!

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            • sharon62
              ADBB Adventurer
              • Mar 16, 2005
              • 113
              #4
              :laughing HEHE............
              252/199/155
              Starting Again
              f/43

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                • Yoly1001
                  ADBB Admiral
                  • Dec 21, 2004
                  • 1840
                  #5
                  oh my gosh, you scared me there for a minute. I'm so gullible :geek

                  LOL though!


                  P90X Challenge: 24/90 done, 66 to go!


                  My Personal 20 Week No Cheat Challenge:
                  3 week down, 17 weeks to go!








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                    • pockets
                      ADBB Admiral
                      • Jan 18, 2005
                      • 1055
                      #6
                      You had me fooled! LOL
                      Started 1/3/2005
                      SW204/CW172/GW130 female






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                        • jroche5998
                          Moderator Emeritus
                          • Jul 07, 2004
                          • 1769
                          #7
                          SO are you a pre-operative transgendered individual, or post-operative. Or do you just like women's clothing?

                          Or are you a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman? ala Victor Victoria?

                          Enquiring minds want to know.
                          Jim


                          Yes I'm eating a smore in the picture, how do you think I got so fat?
                          M/41/6'2"
                          Original Start 348 6/14/04 Low 275.2 9/13/2005
                          Restart 338.0 2/5/10 ---Current 325.0 2/22/10---Goal 210(195?)

                          February miles run - 20
                          "It's very hard in the beginning to understand that the whole idea is not to beat the other runners. Eventually you learn that the competition is against the little voice inside you that wants you to quit" - George Sheehan

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                            • G-Mom
                              ADBB Admiral
                              • May 01, 2004
                              • 1228
                              #8
                              Great April Fool's joke, Cleo!!!!

                              No Weigh Until Christmas Day!!!
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                              I have lost:
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                              17" from my waist
                              12" from my hips
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                              End of September (Kid's B-Days) Goal: 215 lbs MET
                              Christmas Goal: Under 200 lbs
                              Valentine's Day Goal: 185 lbs
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                                • lostandfound
                                  Moderator Emeritus
                                  • May 30, 2004
                                  • 905
                                  #9
                                  Cleo...your a nut. A loveable, silly, all ours, NUT!!! Thanks for the joke..


                                  Hugs,Tammy
                                  F/47 / 5' 2.5" Start date 02/09/04
                                  HW312/SW275/CW192/GW150


                                  "Man who removes a mountain, begins by carrying away small stones"

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                                    • dreamof145
                                      ADBB Admiral
                                      • Apr 14, 2004
                                      • 5955
                                      #10
                                      Well Richard,

                                      I'm glad you found us. I used to do your meal-Deal plan and starved all the time on it. Welcome.
                                      Starting Date 3/12/04 285/165/145 - F



                                      Dedication gives wings to our dreams and keeps them in flight! In One Word...COMMITTMENT.

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                                        • Kagi
                                          • Jan 05, 2004
                                          • 270
                                          #11
                                          Wait just a Butt Bustin To THe Fifties Minute! How can you be Richard if *I* am Richard!!!

                                          IMPERSONATOR!!!


                                          Kagi
                                          42yr/dad/5'9"

                                          Goal #0: < 315 Met:
                                          Goal #1: < 300 Met:
                                          Goal #2: < 280 Met:
                                          Goal #3: < 250 Met:

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                                            • dreamof145
                                              ADBB Admiral
                                              • Apr 14, 2004
                                              • 5955
                                              #12
                                              Thats okay, there is always room in this ol' world for another Richard or two. He has kept me smiling for years.
                                              Starting Date 3/12/04 285/165/145 - F



                                              Dedication gives wings to our dreams and keeps them in flight! In One Word...COMMITTMENT.

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                                                • MotherNature
                                                  ADBB Advocate
                                                  • Jan 24, 2004
                                                  • 546
                                                  #13
                                                  Happy April Fools Day, Cleo! Good one! LOLLOLLOL

                                                  Cathy



                                                  female/ Age 60/5'3" Start Date: 1/12/04
                                                  SW283/CW194/GW150/ 89 pounds and 75-1/2 inches gone/ 44 pounds to goal!

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                                                    • Bugaboo
                                                      Moderator Emeritus
                                                      • Mar 11, 2004
                                                      • 3098
                                                      #14
                                                      Since we're confessing I'm not a woman either. I'm a well trained ferret. Thanks for the confession Richard...I feel better about myself now!
                                                      "Only request in my behalf both inward and outward strength...that I may not merely be called a Christian, but really be found to be one." -- St. Ignatius of Antioch, Epistle to the Romans

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                                                        • doitnow
                                                          ADBB Adventurer
                                                          • Jan 14, 2004
                                                          • 133
                                                          #15
                                                          Excellent..thanks Richard, um Cleo, um whichever Sybil-like personality is currently inhabiting your body.
                                                          Monica (F/5'3"/45)
                                                          sw 228 /cw 208/gw 150

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