Why no lapland sticky?

[Santa Claus]

Am I the only person from here?

[The Whooshie Fairy]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

OK. Maybe it is just me, but that is so disappointing when you put the words "lap" and "sticky" together in a title thread. Really, Santa.

[Santa Claus]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

OK. Maybe it is just me, but that is so disappointing when you put the words "lap" and "sticky" together in a title thread. Really, Santa.

I know you, dont I?

[Lady_Hawke]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

Lapland is in Norway, Sweden and Finland (maybe part of Russia too?! ) - I'm in Norway Santa! So you aren't alone! Good to see you back! (Oh new name on my part - this is Tamariah! - but you already KNEW that didn't you Santa!)

[Heidi3]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

I love to be in LAPland

[Santa Claus]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

Lapland is in Norway, Sweden and Finland (maybe part of Russia too?! ) - I'm in Norway Santa! So you aren't alone! Good to see you back! (Oh new name on my part - this is Tamariah! - but you already KNEW that didn't you Santa!)

Oh Tamariah, how could I forget my nearest neighbour?

[Santa Claus]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

I love to be in LAPland

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Heidi, I think you are missing dear old Bubba, arent you?

(sorry by the way, I couldnt move those Barbies for you. I havent got a decent photo other than that one

[Heidi3]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

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Heidi, I think you are missing dear old Bubba, arent you?

Ya Think?

(sorry by the way, I couldnt move those Barbies for you. I havent got a decent photo other than that one

oh well I will just move on then
I can not be content if I have to share ....

[Richt]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

I'm sure you are better looking than both of those Barbies, though Heidi?

Rich

[Heidi3]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

I'm sure you are better looking than both of those Barbies, though Heidi?

Rich

what a perfect thing for you to say....

tell Santa that would you please...I have a long list of needs this year!

[Richt]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

what a perfect thing for you to say....

tell Santa that would you please...I have a long list of needs this year!

I'll pm him it now!

[Heidi3]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

I'll pm him it now!

Thanks Rich I am sure he will listen you ...he is totally ignoring me




how is he going to get anything done anyway with those silly Barbies taking up that nice warm lap? hmmm? ... he needs to get started you know ...so many lists so little time left..

[Santa Claus]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

Heidi - Just to prove that I am not ignoring me, the following poem is dedicated to you......

Much love Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the North Pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. **

And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises coming from their roof-tops.

Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose

And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.

So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she had enough of this life,

Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.

And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.

And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.

His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, from every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.

So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."


** Environmental Protection agency

[Heidi3]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

Ok Santa Barbies on your lap or not ..you get a hug for making me laugh that was PERFECT!!!!




I am feeling a bit whoo'd by that actually

[Santa Claus]

Re: Why no lapland sticky?

Ok Santa Barbies on your lap or not ..you get a hug for making me laugh that was PERFECT!!!!




I am feeling a bit whoo'd by that actually

I'm glad I can be of service!