This afternoon my daughter asked me to take her to the mall. I decided that the paint-splattered cutoffs I was wearing were probably too filthy to wear to the mall, so I went to change clothes. I was going to wear a pair of brown denim capris my daughter got me for mother's day - they are size 16 and are fitting better and better these days.
So I grabbed the brown pants and took off my shorts and started to pull the pants on. They felt snug going up my thighs..........and really snug around the hips.......now, I have gained about 3 lbs of water weight in the last 24 hours, so obviously a little bloated.
I went to fasten them and they were tight. I could zip them up, but I mean, my gut was hanging over the top a bit and they felt ever so slightly uncomfortable. Would only look good with a long tunic top or something.
Man, was I depressed. First of all, all of my other jeans were dirty.
And then I looked down, and they weren't capris.
They were brown denim pants, all right, but they were long.
And then I realized that they were the size 12 jeans I bought last fall when I was at my lowest weight.........
OMG OMG OMG! I can't wear them in public, but I can zip them up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went from depressed to delirious in about 14 seconds.....lol
So I grabbed the brown pants and took off my shorts and started to pull the pants on. They felt snug going up my thighs..........and really snug around the hips.......now, I have gained about 3 lbs of water weight in the last 24 hours, so obviously a little bloated.
I went to fasten them and they were tight. I could zip them up, but I mean, my gut was hanging over the top a bit and they felt ever so slightly uncomfortable. Would only look good with a long tunic top or something.
Man, was I depressed. First of all, all of my other jeans were dirty.
And then I looked down, and they weren't capris.
They were brown denim pants, all right, but they were long.
And then I realized that they were the size 12 jeans I bought last fall when I was at my lowest weight.........
OMG OMG OMG! I can't wear them in public, but I can zip them up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went from depressed to delirious in about 14 seconds.....lol



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