Sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Lost some weight
While doing Atkins
Went to slim
From being fatkins
Now I'm wearing big clothes,
Too big pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in baggy underwear
They eat chips
I eat tuna
My pants fall down
And then I moon'a
I'm wearing big clothes
Too loose pantyhose
Walking 'round in baggy underwear
I used to buy my bloomers
with tight elastic
And then I'd have to work to make them right
Now my girls fall down
Ain't that fantastic?
Not when all the neighbor kiddies run in fright
So a word
To all you losers
Buy new panties
And don't you lose yers.
Don't bare your rear end
To your pastor or friend
While walkin' round in baggy underwear
Lost some weight
While doing Atkins
Went to slim
From being fatkins
Now I'm wearing big clothes,
Too big pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in baggy underwear
They eat chips
I eat tuna
My pants fall down
And then I moon'a
I'm wearing big clothes
Too loose pantyhose
Walking 'round in baggy underwear
I used to buy my bloomers
with tight elastic
And then I'd have to work to make them right
Now my girls fall down
Ain't that fantastic?
Not when all the neighbor kiddies run in fright
So a word
To all you losers
Buy new panties
And don't you lose yers.
Don't bare your rear end
To your pastor or friend
While walkin' round in baggy underwear



roflmrearendoff! 






theme song. LOL






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