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I've decided that I've been at around 200 lbs for so long that I might as well go ahead and build a house on it.
Problem is, my credit is rather extended due to cars for the kids and a mortgage and stuff. So I need creative financing.
I'm thinking smallish - just a couple of rooms for me, my flax seed, and my fat clothes. Oh, and my scale. And, you know, a shower and potty. Small fridge, just for the fresh veggies and meat and cheeses.
Of course if I stay at 200 for too much longer I'll want to plant a winter garden, so perhaps a nice lawn would be nice. And lawn furniture. Maybe a pool, so I can get a tan and be a BROWN beached whale.
Anyway, if anyone knows of a good way for me to finance a small, tasteful and luxurious, yet simple house and garden on the 200 lb scale, let me know.
Problem is, my credit is rather extended due to cars for the kids and a mortgage and stuff. So I need creative financing.
I'm thinking smallish - just a couple of rooms for me, my flax seed, and my fat clothes. Oh, and my scale. And, you know, a shower and potty. Small fridge, just for the fresh veggies and meat and cheeses.
Of course if I stay at 200 for too much longer I'll want to plant a winter garden, so perhaps a nice lawn would be nice. And lawn furniture. Maybe a pool, so I can get a tan and be a BROWN beached whale.
Anyway, if anyone knows of a good way for me to finance a small, tasteful and luxurious, yet simple house and garden on the 200 lb scale, let me know.
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