The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

[Finelly]

I'm sorry to report that the Fierce, Wild, ferocious, Hunting, Stalking Siamese Attack Cats have located Cleo and currently have her cornered. They are STARING at her until she decides to cave in and post on our forum.

While they wait, ever so patiently (tails twitching), they are SHEDDING ON HER SOFA. It's like leaving a little gift for her..........

Also, I'm sure she won't mind if they sharpen their claws on her coffee table leg, will she?

Anyway, she's going NOWHERE until she posts. Not to the bathroom, not to the store, not to bed, not to pick up the kids from school. She's pretty much stuck there, under their very watchful, stern gazes.

[Terry]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

If that doesnt bring her around

nothing will.

[Desertthorn]

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LOL does little Cleo seem to be MIA????

[Analog6]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Cleo is probably so busy cuddling the cute Siameses that she can't take the time out to post!

[Finelly]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Cuddling the cute siamese?

HEY!

These are fierce, wild, aggressive, stalking, hunting, tracking-down and glaring Siamese with a Capital Siam.

They are NOT cute, cuddly, purring little beings.

Ok. They purr. But they are NOT cute and cuddly.

Although they are adorable, especially when they look at you with those blue eyes....

Which are FIERCE blue eyes......

And they do snuggle so sweetly in your lap......

But NOOOOOO. They are not cute and cudly. They are trained to be Fierce Hunters of Bathmats and HumansWhoEatCarbsAndDisappearFromTheBoard.

Show some respect!

[2big4mysize]

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are you sure she can reach the keyboard where they got her cornered?

[Terry]

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Fin.................. You dont suppose that she is regailing them with rhymes and poems and has transfixed them with her wit and charisma do you?

[Laurenfra]

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UMM That would be Cleo

Fin.................. You dont suppose that she is regailing them with rhymes and poems and has transfixed them with her wit and charisma do you?

[Finelly]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Oh-oh.........

[Finelly]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Well, she's back. The cats report that it was quite a struggle. She hissed and spit and whined and cried, and slung snot all over, and kvetched and moaned, and then insisted on putting a new tagline on her signature, but.......she's here. Which is what counts.

[cleochatra]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Ewwww. Which one of these blasted creatures vomited in my shoe?

[Laurenfra]

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Ewwww. Which one of these blasted creatures vomited in my shoe?

umm sorry

[Terry]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Those cats are worth every penny I tell ya...............................

WB Cleo!

[Finelly]

Re: The Attack Siamese Got Cleo

Lauren? You puked in her shoe? 'Cause the Attack Siamese firmly deny that they had anything to do with it.

[cleochatra]

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I was willing to accept the cat explanation. The whole lauren + shoe + stomach contents brings a whole new level of CSI to this.