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  • #1

    Cleo can't get off easy

    She was gone for 48 hours, ya know.

    She resigned from the board.

    She slunk back in, with a new tag line.......

    But I think she's got some 'splaining to do. So......

    Cleo:

    Where were you?
    What the heck were you doing?
    Why were you doing it?
    Did it involve a cute guy?
    DId it involve Brad Pitt?
    Did it involve a natural disaster?
    What did you learn?
    How will what you learned influence the world as we know it?
    Did you even see the cats?
    Were they scary?
    Did you know you still have vomit on your shoe?
    Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
    218/187/140
    Measuring every 2 weeks
    As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



    Minimum 45 min cardio per day
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  • #2
    Re: Cleo can't get off easy

    LOL,
    Now Finelly, everyone can have a brain fart, even our Cleochatra, Queen of the Nile.
    She ain't telling, but I know cause a little bird told me she was seen:
    in the Library
    with Colornel Mustard (and Ms Scarlet)
    with a candlestick (Damned if I know what the were doing with a candlestick).



    41 pounds down and counting

    If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else. - Yogi Berra

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    • #3
      Re: Cleo can't get off easy

      OK, Finelly. I thought we were going to work on that whole 'you coming out of your shell and speaking your peace' thing.

      Secondly, Lynne's been peeking in my windows--again. I saw the marshmallow smudge on the window. Don't deny it! Quit videotaping. I told you the camera adds 10 pounds to my toes but does nothing for Colonel Mustard's candlestick.
      ADBB Moderator Emeritus
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      • #4
        Re: Cleo can't get off easy

        I figured Cleo would not divulge The Truth about those missing 48 hours.

        Thank God for Thorny, who has it all on tape and speaks to birds! Who'd have thunk it was in the LIBRARY?

        Well, Cleo, now it's aaaaallll becoming clear.....
        Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
        218/187/140
        Measuring every 2 weeks
        As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



        Minimum 45 min cardio per day

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        • #5
          Re: Cleo can't get off easy

          Hey, as long as she is back, we have to let her off the hook. Finelly, be nice to her or we might lose her again. It is possible that she is running from you!!
          149.8/no weigh/ 119



          1st goal: 139 (earlier weight)
          what the rungs mean to me:
          rung 1 - more veggies
          rung 2 - dairy (some milk in coffee)
          rung 3 - seeds, nuts (mostly sprinkled on salads)
          rung 4 - berries, melon
          rung 5 - wine -
          rung 6 - beans, hummus
          rung 7 - other fruits
          rung 8 - carrots/ potatoes (nah, prolly not)
          rung 9 - whole grains (fresh Dutch breads...)
          Major Goal - 128 lbs/ healthy range
          (on to pre-maintenance)

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          • #6
            Re: Cleo can't get off easy

            Finelly, you know I am kidding, right?
            149.8/no weigh/ 119



            1st goal: 139 (earlier weight)
            what the rungs mean to me:
            rung 1 - more veggies
            rung 2 - dairy (some milk in coffee)
            rung 3 - seeds, nuts (mostly sprinkled on salads)
            rung 4 - berries, melon
            rung 5 - wine -
            rung 6 - beans, hummus
            rung 7 - other fruits
            rung 8 - carrots/ potatoes (nah, prolly not)
            rung 9 - whole grains (fresh Dutch breads...)
            Major Goal - 128 lbs/ healthy range
            (on to pre-maintenance)

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            • #7
              Re: Cleo can't get off easy

              Shannon - of COURSE she is running from me! She knows that I know that she knows that I know because THorny told me about the library and the candlestick. She also knows that I know that she is scared of the Siamese Attack Cats. She also knows that I know that she knows that I know that Lauren will vomit in her shoe any darned time she feels like it.

              Wouldn't YOU be scared of me?
              Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
              218/187/140
              Measuring every 2 weeks
              As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



              Minimum 45 min cardio per day

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              • #8
                Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                LOL did you notice she skipped all the cat questions?
                by the book atkinseer

                started 6/1/02 at 313
                goalie 5/04 at 167 with under 15% body fat ADBB Presidents exercise Challenge


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                • #9
                  Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                  yes, I did notice that.

                  NOTHING gets by me.

                  Cleochatra is Queen of Cat Denial. That's pretty obvious.

                  Of course, we love her madly anyway.

                  Although, honestly. Col. Mustard??????? Ew.
                  Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
                  218/187/140
                  Measuring every 2 weeks
                  As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



                  Minimum 45 min cardio per day

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                  • #10
                    Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                    Clearly, the Professor is the hot one.
                    149.8/no weigh/ 119



                    1st goal: 139 (earlier weight)
                    what the rungs mean to me:
                    rung 1 - more veggies
                    rung 2 - dairy (some milk in coffee)
                    rung 3 - seeds, nuts (mostly sprinkled on salads)
                    rung 4 - berries, melon
                    rung 5 - wine -
                    rung 6 - beans, hummus
                    rung 7 - other fruits
                    rung 8 - carrots/ potatoes (nah, prolly not)
                    rung 9 - whole grains (fresh Dutch breads...)
                    Major Goal - 128 lbs/ healthy range
                    (on to pre-maintenance)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                      Well, DUH!

                      But does Cleo know this?

                      I think not.
                      Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
                      218/187/140
                      Measuring every 2 weeks
                      As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



                      Minimum 45 min cardio per day

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                        I think it is a matter of whose candelstick a person prefers, eh?
                        278/275/271/160


                        Earth is crammed with heaven,
                        And every common bush afire with God,
                        But only he who sees, takes off his shoes.
                        Elizabeth Barrett Browning



                        Daily Goals:
                        No wasted carbs.
                        Water intake .5 -1 gallon.
                        Exercise 60 minutes 5x week
                        Get in the right veggies.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                          It's not the size, it's the amount of pixellation required to make it look normal.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                            I thought it was the size of the wick, actually.
                            Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                            Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                            Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

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                            • #15
                              Re: Cleo can't get off easy

                              Well you know they say size does not matter.

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