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Ok, I keep laughing to myself on this one, so I'm going to share. I have a pretty quirky sense of humor, so, I apologize in advance if you don't think this is funny.
Dangers of a Uniboob
by Buffy
So, yesterday I decide to trim bushes, palms and plant some marigolds etc. Well, my backyard has a fence around it to keep my DDs (Dear Dogs) in check. My neighbor butts up against me in the back and we share the back fence. He has two trees that hang over the fence and 2 x a year I trim them back on my side of the fence. Well, being in the south, the vines start growing on these trees. Some of the vines are poison oak and some are just regular ole vines. Nonetheless, I always wear gloves when cutting them down. Typically, I never suffer a bought with itchy poison oak.
Hence, there I am in my shorts, vneck tshirt, athletic bra, tennis shoes. Ya Know, the athletic bras tend to smoosh my girls into a nice UNIBOOB in the middle of my body. (At least that's what my girlfriends and I call our bossoms when we wear our athletic bras because you look like you only have one boob. The UNIBOOB.)
Ok, back to the punch of this story. I'm cutting down vines and bagging them up. Not too many of them this time. Well, during the course of my hard work,some of the vines managed to find there way down my vneck and nestled between my UNIBOOB. Unbeknownst to me, my UNIBOOB smashed the leaves together and I only discovered this when I went to shower.
Needless to say, I'm soooo itchy in that area today. And, all I can do is laugh.
Moral of the story: When you are cutting down vines that could possibly be poison oak, make sure that you don't accidently get a leaf stuck between your UNIBOOB.
Buffy
Dangers of a Uniboob
by Buffy
So, yesterday I decide to trim bushes, palms and plant some marigolds etc. Well, my backyard has a fence around it to keep my DDs (Dear Dogs) in check. My neighbor butts up against me in the back and we share the back fence. He has two trees that hang over the fence and 2 x a year I trim them back on my side of the fence. Well, being in the south, the vines start growing on these trees. Some of the vines are poison oak and some are just regular ole vines. Nonetheless, I always wear gloves when cutting them down. Typically, I never suffer a bought with itchy poison oak.
Hence, there I am in my shorts, vneck tshirt, athletic bra, tennis shoes. Ya Know, the athletic bras tend to smoosh my girls into a nice UNIBOOB in the middle of my body. (At least that's what my girlfriends and I call our bossoms when we wear our athletic bras because you look like you only have one boob. The UNIBOOB.)
Ok, back to the punch of this story. I'm cutting down vines and bagging them up. Not too many of them this time. Well, during the course of my hard work,some of the vines managed to find there way down my vneck and nestled between my UNIBOOB. Unbeknownst to me, my UNIBOOB smashed the leaves together and I only discovered this when I went to shower.
Needless to say, I'm soooo itchy in that area today. And, all I can do is laugh.
Moral of the story: When you are cutting down vines that could possibly be poison oak, make sure that you don't accidently get a leaf stuck between your UNIBOOB.
Buffy
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