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I am writing on behalf of the entire STAC team at the Atkins Diet Bulletin Board.
Recently, one of our members purchased some liquid Splenda and had it shipped to her home. She expected it within just a few days, and has been waiting with great anticipation for it to arrive.
Five days have now passed. You shipped it regular mail, so she cannot track its progress and has no idea where in the system it is located. She cannot cook some new recipes without the splenda, and she is really tired of waiting.
I demand that you produce the Liquid Splenda at her home NOW. All of us are getting cranky with her, and the last thing you want are 20 cranky STAC team members - trust me, you don't.
Please be advised that many of us are doing a running program, and still more of us are doing weight training. If you aren't careful, we will run at you, knock you over, and then lift you up and drop you.
Sincerely yours,
Evermind.
Recently, one of our members purchased some liquid Splenda and had it shipped to her home. She expected it within just a few days, and has been waiting with great anticipation for it to arrive.
Five days have now passed. You shipped it regular mail, so she cannot track its progress and has no idea where in the system it is located. She cannot cook some new recipes without the splenda, and she is really tired of waiting.
I demand that you produce the Liquid Splenda at her home NOW. All of us are getting cranky with her, and the last thing you want are 20 cranky STAC team members - trust me, you don't.
Please be advised that many of us are doing a running program, and still more of us are doing weight training. If you aren't careful, we will run at you, knock you over, and then lift you up and drop you.
Sincerely yours,
Evermind.
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If they ever deliver and I determine that they are a legitimate company, Lizellen, I would be happy to receive some for you and then ship it to you.
RE-START - 8/27/07
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