Spazzy - I need you to take one for the team!!

[FatBottomGirl]

Spazzy:

I truly apologize for the comments I am about to make - but I need you to really take one for the team.... Basically I HOPE YOUR PANTS FALL OFF!!!! (okay - I will amend that to I hope the fall off in the privacy of your home and not in public .. but I want them to fall all the way down to your ankles when you are walking)... You see I have been in a slump for last couple of weeks - no weight loss and then this morning I lost 5 pounds . I put the blame of my weight loss success squarely at your feet --

So know I thinking that if you are not willing to help your team mates out that I may have to make a Voodoo Doll with your face on it with the pants clearly down to the ankles so

So again Spazzy Do it for the Gipper and take on for the team! I know this is an imposition on my part and how you HATE cute clothes but I really see no alternative in this matter!

[spazzyhilo]

Re: Spazzy - I need you to take one for the team!!

lol actually my pants did fall off at home while I was walking thats how I knew it was time!!

An even more embarassing story is two weeks ago when I was waiting for my job interview I was wearing a skirt that I didn't know was too big (It was loose but was hanging on my hips). A friend of mine walked in the door and I stood up to greet him, gave him a hug, he turned around walked away and as I was walking back to my seat my skirt fell off!!

Forturnately only the security lady saw but damn... that was awful. The reason WHY wasn't so bad though but it's like first the skirt, now the pants. WTF?

Dr Atkins why couldn't you just mind your own business and let us just be fat, unhealthy, and have tight clothes? Seriously, how inconsiderate...

Anyway I hope that helps with your weight loss - I feel bad that you've lost 5 lbs. How are our clothes supposed to fit right if we keep losing weight?

[FatBottomGirl]

Re: Spazzy - I need you to take one for the team!!

ROFL - proud of you!!

By the way it coulda been worse -- my grandfather was teaching my oldest to jump rope when she was little out in their front yard. He and the rope went up in the air -- unfortunately his pants didn't (poor man was embarrrased for years afterwards as couple of neighbors were outside doing yard work and saw the incident happen)

[spazzyhilo]

Re: Spazzy - I need you to take one for the team!!

lol aww poor grandpa. There isn't anything much more embarassing than losing your pants in front of other people IMO