Okay - this is going to sound like the start of a joke, so bear with me...
I was *SO* fat, that I have stretch marks on the insides of my elbows...now _that's_ some abuse.
I once went to donate blood, and the phlebotomist rolled up my sleeve, looked down, ran her hand over these "scars" and then pulled a Sr. phlebotomist over because she thought they looked like TRACKMARKS...so being a big smarty pants, I said, "Stretch marks, track marks, it's all good..." I bet they pulled and stretched my skin 15 times before they decided that they'd take a chance on my drug free blood.
It was crazy.
So I don't worry about stretch marks - and I'm not going to until I'm sitting in some plastic surgeon's office.
Like the other posters said, I don't know any woman in America that doesn't have some sort of stretch mark...somewhere, from some growth spurt...self induced or Mother Nature induced.
-Stacie
I was *SO* fat, that I have stretch marks on the insides of my elbows...now _that's_ some abuse.
I once went to donate blood, and the phlebotomist rolled up my sleeve, looked down, ran her hand over these "scars" and then pulled a Sr. phlebotomist over because she thought they looked like TRACKMARKS...so being a big smarty pants, I said, "Stretch marks, track marks, it's all good..." I bet they pulled and stretched my skin 15 times before they decided that they'd take a chance on my drug free blood.
It was crazy.
So I don't worry about stretch marks - and I'm not going to until I'm sitting in some plastic surgeon's office.
Like the other posters said, I don't know any woman in America that doesn't have some sort of stretch mark...somewhere, from some growth spurt...self induced or Mother Nature induced.
-Stacie





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