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My boyfriend gave me a lift home from work yesterday and i hadnt been the car two seconds when he says " what stinks"
"pardon" i said " dont look at me, my feet are clean"
I knew full well it was me!
My breath pongs! I can taste how bad it must smell i am now carrying a toothbrush and toothpaste with me everywhere.Yippee for Ketosis!
I know too that my boyfriend would not support this diet, he has never before. He is a fitness instructor and fully believes in a balanced, everything goes diet. (Hiding it from him is very hard, especially given that at dinner my plate is loaded with high fat foods.)
Thats fine if your him with a metabolism of a race horse and not an inch of spare flubber. Kills me to see him wolf down a packet of cookies and then after 10 mins on the footie pitch be minus on the scales.
MEN! No offense to you male atkineers, but sometimes i wish evolution had burdened you with the child bearing hips!
My boyfriend gave me a lift home from work yesterday and i hadnt been the car two seconds when he says " what stinks"
"pardon" i said " dont look at me, my feet are clean"
I knew full well it was me!
My breath pongs! I can taste how bad it must smell i am now carrying a toothbrush and toothpaste with me everywhere.Yippee for Ketosis!
I know too that my boyfriend would not support this diet, he has never before. He is a fitness instructor and fully believes in a balanced, everything goes diet. (Hiding it from him is very hard, especially given that at dinner my plate is loaded with high fat foods.)
Thats fine if your him with a metabolism of a race horse and not an inch of spare flubber. Kills me to see him wolf down a packet of cookies and then after 10 mins on the footie pitch be minus on the scales.
MEN! No offense to you male atkineers, but sometimes i wish evolution had burdened you with the child bearing hips!
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