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    • It's true that Atkins will set you free
      and True as well,
      you'll have to pee.

      If you read the book, no more will you think
      you'll understand the importance to drink
      One thing is for certain
      one thing is for sure
      water is healthy
      as long as it's pure

      We're shrinking in size no more to be fadder
      It's great for our hearts - but hard on our bladder

      Be it from faucet or bottle - there's just one rule
      to follow
      and that's pour a big glass
      and start to swallow

      A new beginning with every new day,
      as water flushes
      all those bad toxins away

      At first this is difficult and not our real wish
      To be drinking more water, than most any fish.
      Traffic jams, red lights
      Oh no I'll explode!
      Oh God get me home to my
      Beloved commode!

      But water is a must and so soon we adjust,
      the benefits
      are plentiful and the role is a must,
      drink it and drink it
      and rewards you will win,
      from shedding those pounds
      To glowing smooth skin.

      Dr. Atkins knew water
      was the foundation of life,
      so drink a few glasses
      with your friends, neighbors
      and wife.

      My only regret,
      though simple and purinal
      is I wish in my home,
      I had my own Urinal.


    Keep Drinking that water everybody!

  • #2
    *claps and cheers* Well done! I think we've found an ADBB Poet Lauriate!

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    • #3
      Oh Peter, you are too much! ROFL I LOVE it!




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      • #4
        lol nice
        25yr old male 6'4
        SW 245/ CW 245/ GW 220

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        • #5
          The river is wide

          Priceless. Another masterpiece. And most timely considering how my day is going. For the first time since I started induction I had trouble getting my water in. It was the first day I took over the motel and oh my gosh, what a stressful, neve wracking crazy day. I was petrified.

          Anyway, I didn't remember to drink my water, so now I'm trying to down 6 bottles in 2 hours. Yeah, its too little, too late!

          Peter beh beh, you are a pistol!
          :guns
          Suffering is necessary until you realize it is unnecessary. Eckhart Tolle


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          Female, 48, 5'3 :lol:
          SW 207 / CW 165/ GW 150
          Started Atkins 1st Feb 2005
          Still holding at a happy size 16.




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          • #6
            What a writer you are! I copied it to my team thread. Thanks
            ~Lauren~



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