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Today I was surrounded by cherry dr pepper, white rice, all kinds of pizza, quesadillas, and hot wings doused in sweet bbq sauce.
Along with my mom, who claims she's doing this with me, tempting me with sugary bbq wings and eating pizza! She claimed she ordered all that food for my bf, because we were all hanging out and playing games this weekend and he's a picky eater. I think she just wanted an excuse to eat pizza cause "well its there i cant let it go to waste".
So while I ate my totally naked and bare chicken wings (I even peeled off all the skin cause I have no idea what dominos does to their chicken even if they say its plain) both of them are scarfin down pizza and dr pepper. And she ordered way more than 1 person could eat, almost like she was trying to get me to cave in!
well I got news for her, I didnt! I ate my plain boring chicken wings with ranch dressing. And for dinner when she was eating leftover pizza and doing the classic "carb nap" on the couch, I was cooking pizza salad! italian sausage, mushrooms, onions, mozzarella, tomatoes garlic and lettuce, and it was soooo good.
Now she has me helping her figure out what dessert/cake/etc to do for her wedding next fall. I can't decide if its like porn, or like torture. I better see a loss when I wake up for all my good behavior, gosh darnit!!!!
Today I was surrounded by cherry dr pepper, white rice, all kinds of pizza, quesadillas, and hot wings doused in sweet bbq sauce.
Along with my mom, who claims she's doing this with me, tempting me with sugary bbq wings and eating pizza! She claimed she ordered all that food for my bf, because we were all hanging out and playing games this weekend and he's a picky eater. I think she just wanted an excuse to eat pizza cause "well its there i cant let it go to waste".
So while I ate my totally naked and bare chicken wings (I even peeled off all the skin cause I have no idea what dominos does to their chicken even if they say its plain) both of them are scarfin down pizza and dr pepper. And she ordered way more than 1 person could eat, almost like she was trying to get me to cave in!
well I got news for her, I didnt! I ate my plain boring chicken wings with ranch dressing. And for dinner when she was eating leftover pizza and doing the classic "carb nap" on the couch, I was cooking pizza salad! italian sausage, mushrooms, onions, mozzarella, tomatoes garlic and lettuce, and it was soooo good.
Now she has me helping her figure out what dessert/cake/etc to do for her wedding next fall. I can't decide if its like porn, or like torture. I better see a loss when I wake up for all my good behavior, gosh darnit!!!!
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