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Ok I normally dont use a scale or measure I forget too, but I weighed myself and measured after a few problems I experienced. I guess murphys laws follow you everywhere...
Problem 1:
I put on some pants that I normally didnt need a belt I needed one, I found my belt but wouldnt you know it I dont have any belts that go that small so here I am making new holes with a knife, a dull knife at that it seems all my sharp knives had disappeared.
Problem 2:
Its getting bad I was at work and I had to go after this guy on foot but all the while I was running my gun belt kept wanting to go to my feet grrr here I am running after Mr. Flash while telling my backup where I was with one hand and the other holding my belt... frustrating now I gotta go talk to the guy at the dept on getting a new belt, hes the type of person you would rather shoot than talk too...
Problem 3:
I came home and my ring had fell off I was scared crapless to go i nthe house and say honey I um lost um my umm oh you know that little thing that is a circle....I don't know what she would do...it was the TOM and its like living with a roman candle YOU DIDNT FEED THE DOG ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Problem 4:
now I gottta start buying a completely new wardrobe. I guess I will have to get another 3 different shirts and 2 pants
what Im a guy I dont care about a large selection! Actaully I think I have clothes stored away from when I was in high school. they are still in style Walmart specials are always in style!
all and all these problems made me go check the scale and measure tape so far since March 21, 2005 I have lost 20 lbs and 4 inches on my stomach 3 on my chest and 2 on my waist.
I guess they are good problems no matter good or bad why are problems always a pain the the rear?
Whos ready for more induction? I know I am! Thanks for reading, Im bored and figured I'd share my success so far, I'll go back in my hole now...
Problem 1:
I put on some pants that I normally didnt need a belt I needed one, I found my belt but wouldnt you know it I dont have any belts that go that small so here I am making new holes with a knife, a dull knife at that it seems all my sharp knives had disappeared.
Problem 2:
Its getting bad I was at work and I had to go after this guy on foot but all the while I was running my gun belt kept wanting to go to my feet grrr here I am running after Mr. Flash while telling my backup where I was with one hand and the other holding my belt... frustrating now I gotta go talk to the guy at the dept on getting a new belt, hes the type of person you would rather shoot than talk too...
Problem 3:
I came home and my ring had fell off I was scared crapless to go i nthe house and say honey I um lost um my umm oh you know that little thing that is a circle....I don't know what she would do...it was the TOM and its like living with a roman candle YOU DIDNT FEED THE DOG ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Problem 4:
now I gottta start buying a completely new wardrobe. I guess I will have to get another 3 different shirts and 2 pants
what Im a guy I dont care about a large selection! Actaully I think I have clothes stored away from when I was in high school. they are still in style Walmart specials are always in style!all and all these problems made me go check the scale and measure tape so far since March 21, 2005 I have lost 20 lbs and 4 inches on my stomach 3 on my chest and 2 on my waist.
I guess they are good problems no matter good or bad why are problems always a pain the the rear?
Whos ready for more induction? I know I am! Thanks for reading, Im bored and figured I'd share my success so far, I'll go back in my hole now...
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