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MAN!! What is the deal with these "Low Impact Carb" products. I have come up with an index that will allow you to decide if you want to consume these products or not
Absolute Value of (Impact Carbs/Total Carbs) - 1 = Atkins Fart Index (AFI)
Scores:
.80-100 Don't allow yourself to be more than 50 feet from the bathroom
.50-.79 You're probably sleeping on the couch if you're married
.30-.50 Constant Grumbling in your stomach but you will make it
0-.29 Should be okay
Take my Atkins bar. 3 impact carbs divided by 17 grams of total carbs
This comes out to .823...
I guess I will have to be smarter when buying low carb stuff!!!!
John
Absolute Value of (Impact Carbs/Total Carbs) - 1 = Atkins Fart Index (AFI)
Scores:
.80-100 Don't allow yourself to be more than 50 feet from the bathroom
.50-.79 You're probably sleeping on the couch if you're married
.30-.50 Constant Grumbling in your stomach but you will make it
0-.29 Should be okay
Take my Atkins bar. 3 impact carbs divided by 17 grams of total carbs
This comes out to .823...
I guess I will have to be smarter when buying low carb stuff!!!!
John
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