"Ode to the Whoosh Fairy"
Now I lay me down to sleep; A cup of Splenda at my feet!
I'll be good and drink my water--Leave the grape juice for my daughter.
I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs!
I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!
I'll never even look at jelly,Please take the blub out of my belly.
These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!)
So, please, tonite before I wake,
A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! found on another msg board
not sure what was creepy about that? Thanks for the rep.
Tricia
"Ode to the Whoosh Fairy"
Now I lay me down to sleep; A cup of Splenda at my feet!
I'll be good and drink my water--Leave the grape juice for my daughter.
I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs!
I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!
I'll never even look at jelly,Please take the blub out of my belly.
These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!)
So, please, tonite before I wake,
A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! found on another msg board
~Lisa~
F, 37, 5' 7", Medium Frame I've been to the edge of 240something and I ain't going back! CW: 188 GW: 165 1st Goal: 180 2nd Goal: 175 3rd Goal: 170 Final Goal: 165 "You get what you put into it..."
Fantastic job! and your "Ode to the Whoosh Fairy" was just what I needed... made me laugh... because it's so true!
Great job, you look great.
Hugs,
Avery
"Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swaps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists.. it is real.. it is possible.. it is yours." --Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"
First mini goal... lose 20 pounds... and go brunette! Made the change from blonde to brown - 4/19/09!
"Ode to the Whoosh Fairy"
Now I lay me down to sleep; A cup of Splenda at my feet!
I'll be good and drink my water--Leave the grape juice for my daughter.
I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs!
I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!
I'll never even look at jelly,Please take the blub out of my belly.
These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!)
So, please, tonite before I wake,
A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! found on another msg board
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