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Everywhere I look, I see this blue command that reads, "Click here to collapse".
Well, I'm SORRY, but I keep clicking, and I haven't collapsed yet.
Well, I'm SORRY, but I keep clicking, and I haven't collapsed yet.
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Re: This board is BROKEN!
Perhaps you are looking at this from the wrong point of view?
You WANT to collapse? May I suggest a few other, more tried and true ways.
1. Get in a fight with Beloved. Tell him you just cant bear to see him right now. Sit up all night wondering where he is.
2. On the phone with your friend, completely trash your boss as stupid, mean, unprofessional and cheap. Turn around to find said boss RIGHT THERE. Smile sickly.
3. Overhear your doctor, right outside your door, say, It doesnt look good, but the test results might be wrong. I'm not going to say anything, we will wait and see.
4. Recieve a collect call from xxxxx County jail from... the line goes dead. You just dont know!Try vainly to track down offspring and loved ones.
5. Repeat same above, except with call from Nurse Smith at Regional HOspital. Line dead.
6. Step on a scale your 6 year old "fixed" the other day unbeknownest to you, as you were prepaing an Atkins friendly meal. Try to figure out how you gained 20 pounds in week, and why your jeans still zip.
7. Call all of your creditors and give them your cell and office numbers and tell them to keep reminding you, in case you forget. Let simmer for one week.
8. OMG- I did this one- Cash your paycheck, put it ALL in your wallet, go to Borders and set it down while you browse. Get HOME, and realize you left it there. Open bills, consider the rent due tommorrow. Cry hard, panic a bit. Then, to make things even MORE FUN, when your ex calls, tell him what you did. Hang up when he replies, Oh Yeah Right, Ive used that one before, you will have to come up with something original to cover blowing it all... recall time he cashed his paycheck and his wallet was "stolen out of his car", adn you had to borrow a thousand dollars from your folks to pay your bills. NOw you are frantic because you have no money, and trying to find the listing for "hit men" in the phone book. SIGH.
Seems clicking a button is just too easy of a way to collapse. YOu have to really want it, and work hard for it.
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Re: This board is BROKEN!
Oooooooooooh
I have that same problem since the new boards came to be, but I never was that smart to start a topic on it
*sigh*
Well at last I got some good tips on how to get it done now...............thanks womanpraised
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