Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

[cleochatra]

Sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Lost some weight
While doing Atkins
Went to slim
From being fatkins

Now I'm wearing big clothes,
Too big pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in baggy underwear

They eat chips
I eat tuna
My pants fall down
And then I moon'a

I'm wearing big clothes
Too loose pantyhose
Walking 'round in baggy underwear

I used to buy my bloomers
with tight elastic
And then I'd have to work to make them right
Now my girls fall down
Ain't that fantastic?
Not when all the neighbor kiddies run in fright

So a word
To all you losers
Buy new panties
And don't you lose yers.
Don't bare your rear end
To your pastor or friend
While walkin' round in baggy underwear

[cmcole]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

You are very funny, but I can relate.
I couldn't wear my cell phone on one pair of pants - they wouldn't stay up.

[Bugaboo]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

*note to self...cleo is stalking me...*

[goin2Bgood]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

Roflmbo!!

[Barbde]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

LOLOL Cleo, you are a nutjob for sure!

[Isabeau]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

*laughs* Niiiiiice!

[soliwit]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

OMG, I think I just alarmed the whole block by laughing so hard I got the hickups !!
Girl you rock !!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, I really needed that, sitting between waaaay too many moving-boxes I have to get some laughs sometime

[cleochatra]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

Thank you for the kudos, the hiccups and the stalking accusations.

You guys made me laugh out loud!

*for the record I swear I don't know anything about bugaboo's pink fruit of the loom underpants*

[Bugaboo]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

*for the record I swear I don't know anything about bugaboo's pink fruit of the loom underpants*

Ah ha!!!!! Wait...they're jockey....but how did you know I have pink undies? Now I have that song "Watching Me" from the 80's stuck in my head. *bops away singing...I wonder who's watching me now? Who? The IRS?...*

[Elizellen]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

LOL

Especially with this phrase:

My pants fall down
And then I moon'a

When I ponder that in UK 'pants' do not mean an outer garment (we call those 'trousers') but what you in US call 'panties'

[Every1LuvzAngie]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

ur so hillariousI can't stop cracking up!!!!

[LindaJay]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

Absolutely brilliant!

There's some group that does parodies (first heard the CD in Austin at the Armadillo Fair one Christmas!) -- and they have one called "Walking "Round in Women's Underwear". I somehow think that if you aren't familar with these guys, you should be! If you don't know who I'm talking about, let me know, and I'll find out their names -- you definitely need their Christmas album. Which reminds me -- I bet you would also like "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keene. It's a classic!

[soliwit]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

That's from the album 'twisted christmas' of the Bob Rivers comedy corp.
I love stuff like that

[momofcaz]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

Too funny!! I had a pair of pants fall down around my knees while mowing the lawn, while my neighbors were having a yard sale!

Same thing, different pants, when I stopped to get gas on the way to visit my dad in the hospital.

I now hold my pants up with a diaper pin.

[cleochatra]

Re: Sing-Along Walking 'Round in Baggy Underwear

Thank you guys for the kudos.

I LOVE Bob Rivers and Twisted Tunes! We used to live in Washington State when he was a DJ on a hard rock station, and he played the greatest songs! I still go to their website to listen to a lot of them, even today!

Their spoofs are hilarious!