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I'll bet you didn't know that even Whooshie Fairies can have weight loss problems. Well, my pretty dears, it is true!
Before I started this way of eating, I looked like this (life-sized picture)
I weighed 12 ounces, and for someone in my occupation, as you could well imagine the ribald jokes were numerous. "Have you seen Whooshmina? When she sits around the toadstool, she sits around the toadstool!"
I started reading your delightful board and decided to start granting you your whooshies. Chris, and momtofour, Perry, moochiecat and elsie150 were some of my best work, in fact!
Soon, I became so busy granting whooshies to deserving believers that the weight started falling off of me. Soon, I was down to my MRMM (Metaphysical Recommended Mass), and I've maintained for a year now! My twinkles are now in the best of health and I wield my wand with an energy heretofore only imagined in magical fairy realms!
Today I look like this
I am always happy to work my magical charms for you, especially when you pay forward kindness to your fellow boardmates.
Before I started this way of eating, I looked like this (life-sized picture)
I weighed 12 ounces, and for someone in my occupation, as you could well imagine the ribald jokes were numerous. "Have you seen Whooshmina? When she sits around the toadstool, she sits around the toadstool!"
I started reading your delightful board and decided to start granting you your whooshies. Chris, and momtofour, Perry, moochiecat and elsie150 were some of my best work, in fact!
Soon, I became so busy granting whooshies to deserving believers that the weight started falling off of me. Soon, I was down to my MRMM (Metaphysical Recommended Mass), and I've maintained for a year now! My twinkles are now in the best of health and I wield my wand with an energy heretofore only imagined in magical fairy realms!
Today I look like this
I am always happy to work my magical charms for you, especially when you pay forward kindness to your fellow boardmates.
The Whooshie Fairy is happy to help
those who help each other.
Sparkle on!
)
Whooshmina! 
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