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BikerGoddess
It's your birthday.
I just think it's my duty to let you know that while you're a year older, you're also a year better.
I appreciate your friendship, your camraderie, and your cuteness.
And, ah, the cuteness she is!
I know it's a heavy burden to bear being so adorable, but that's your lot in life. And even still, I've nary heard a complaint about, "OMG if I have to accessorize again today I am so going to gag."
That's something.
And when we discuss Schroedinger's Cat and whether or not he made it out of the box, or whether he's in there contemplating psychological egoism, you never flinched, instead rising to the occasion with a well-placed witticism.
That's your strength. That's your committment.
That's what makes you, truly, a bikergoddess.
*sniff*
I love you man!
Happy Birthday.
I just think it's my duty to let you know that while you're a year older, you're also a year better.
I appreciate your friendship, your camraderie, and your cuteness.
And, ah, the cuteness she is!
I know it's a heavy burden to bear being so adorable, but that's your lot in life. And even still, I've nary heard a complaint about, "OMG if I have to accessorize again today I am so going to gag."
That's something.
And when we discuss Schroedinger's Cat and whether or not he made it out of the box, or whether he's in there contemplating psychological egoism, you never flinched, instead rising to the occasion with a well-placed witticism.
That's your strength. That's your committment.
That's what makes you, truly, a bikergoddess.
*sniff*
I love you man!
Happy Birthday.
In fact, my bf is taking me out this weekend, too.
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