Belly ache

[big_bad_john]

I've been a big bad John today...aspartame cola, aspartame ginger beer and two large coffees with extra shots.

Now I got belly ache.

What a revolting development!

Maybe I'll eat some sawdust tommorow to see what that does to me....probably better roughage than the aspartame thats for sure...

[Jacksuncle]

Re: Belly ache

Ugh sorry Johnny I hate that feeling. There is an alternative to feeling that way. It starts with your index finger plunging down your throat. Make sure and plug your nose though because I hear that ginger beer is rough blowing through it. I had it the other night with pork rinds and purged and felt so much better.

[staziaw]

Re: Belly ache

Okay, now here's testosterone at its worst!! Talking about eating sawdust and upchucking pork rinds!!!! You guys are a hoot!

And, yes, I'm stalking you both around the threads. Hee hee hee!

Stacy

[Jacksuncle]

Re: Belly ache

Bring it sister I have been waiting *looks behind shoulder*

[staziaw]

Re: Belly ache

I've snooped 3 gyms so far, buddy boy! I will find you eventually and take all the compromising pix I want! So there (stamps her pretty little boot-clad foot)!

[Jacksuncle]

Re: Belly ache

You had me at hello...

[staziaw]

Re: Belly ache

[snort] But I look nothing like Renee Zellweger! I'm a little more Geena Davis circa The Fly (without the bad 80's clothing). So there (stamping my other pretty little foot)!

[Jacksuncle]

Re: Belly ache

*drools* *licks lips* haha this is getting crazy..good crazy. Not Geena Davis in Beetlejuice cuz she was hot in that?

[staziaw]

Re: Belly ache

When my hair was darker . . . possibly, could be, if you squinted just right! I have the height, I have the skin, I have the eyes, but I don't have those lips (hers are way poofier than mine). I actually also have the goof sense of humor too, as you well know!! Am I a Mensa member? You tell me . . .


Stacy

[Jacksuncle]

Re: Belly ache

Wow I have a great visual, dont worry about the lips I will take care of those
Yes your sense of humor rocks, our kids would be stand up comics for sure Or look funny, but something about them would be very funny. Sounds delicious ill take one!

[staziaw]

Re: Belly ache

Knowing my family luck, looking funny would be the way my kids would turn out! I have two gorgeous cats at home - I don't want to press my luck in the genetic roulette game!!

Puffy lips - man made. . . hmmmm, what a concept. And, no, I don't mean man-made like those icky collegen trout lips. Who thinks those are attractive? Yucky, for me anyway!

Thanks for the compliments galore - my ego feels all shiny and new!

[sombersusie]

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darn it big bad! I needed you last wednesday.....*coughs up smoke* and now i know where you were, drinking in some ale house. Dragon slayer my a**!

[staziaw]

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Ooooooooo, John's in trouble!!!! I'd watch out for this girl - it sounds like she means business!

I love your avatar, Somber - a Samoyed? Big fluffy white dogs - so cute, so hard to keep clean!

Stacy

[big_bad_john]

Re: Belly ache

Well today I just went one worse than sawdust....

85% fat duck pate!

I kid you not, it feels like someone just punched me in the nuts!

God I love my Atkins food...

[big_bad_john]

Re: Belly ache

Hey maybe I could try eating a block of lard tomorrow....