No Women Allowed On Induction!!!

[presidentholmes]

I refer to dating LOL
I find that the only time I go off plan is when I go on a date.
Then there's drink!
Cocktails and cocktails and cocktails!!!
And then I somtimes think, sure, I've been bad, might as well have some more bad things before I start over tomorrow.

AND, before you suggest not drinking...who wants to go out on a sober date?
LOL

So, the solution is, no more dates, no more ladies and no more temptation.

I shall be worth waiting for when I emerge, butterfly like from my Atkins chrysalis.

[ErinRachel1021]

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You need to date someone else on Atkins. Maybe there should be a singles forum on this board.
I can't even tell you how much easier it has been to have my boyfriend on this WOE with me. So glad not to be dating anymore...

[Heidi3]

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! run quickly to rung five dear man!!!!

[ladyinred]

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You can date us in the meantime, hun. You are definitely worth waiting for. You are also worth having right now (leers the happily married LIR lasciviously).

Are you telling me that women aren't already lining up for a date with you? They might not let you wait till you're done. lol

[presidentholmes]

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I know! I can't believe it, I've had quite a lot of dates and there's more lined up!
Hee Hee.
It's mad.
Y'know what though?
One thing it's taught me is that you are never as ugly or as fat as you think you are!

[presidentholmes]

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But anyway, no more dating for a while, bad girls make me do bad things...

[ex-barbie-doll]

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I refer to dating LOL
I find that the only time I go off plan is when I go on a date.
Then there's drink!
Cocktails and cocktails and cocktails!!!

You can drink liquor and a sugar free soda...
scotch and soda,
rum and sugar free coke
rye and sugar free ginger ale.
gin and sugar free tonic or sugar free lemon lime...

all no carb!!!!

vodka and whatever... lime juice...?

dry white wine...
there are low carb beers....
sure you wont lose (maybe..) but you should not gain...

[ladyinred]

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One thing it's taught me is that you are never as ugly or as fat as you think you are!

Oh Mr. President! You are very, very cute. Never fear. Do you talk like Liam Neeson? I love Liam Neeson.

[presidentholmes]

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LOL no. More like Sean Connery.
Of course, I'll turn the accent up or down, dependings on where it's gonna get me

[ladyinred]

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LOL Yes, you are too cute. I love Sean Connery too. More than Liam Neeson actually.

[angelstar]

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But anyway, no more dating for a while, bad girls make me do bad things...

Maybe we need a Singles forum and an Adult forum!

[Heidi3]

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there is something soooo good about being bad


yes you are a cutie pie that is for sure!!!

[fawn]

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are women too sweet for ya???? hee hee hee

[staziaw]

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Aaaauugggghhhhhh droooollllll, Sean Connery. . . . seriously, that man does comething to me! I think it's the shushiness of his accent.

Okay, Mr. President, I'm coming over there and we will have Atkins-friendly dating going on in seconds!

Stacy

[ladyinred]

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Shushiness?? Okay, I'm not sure what that means but....mmmm Sean Connery.....

Well, there you go Mr. President. Miss Stacy is available and she's low-carb. And she's priiddy too. And she's not one of those bad girls (near as I can tell, anyway). lol Have fun kids!