Don't make me come over there

[cleochatra]

I know you don't think I can see you with that bagel cleverly placed off to the side of your monitor.

Don't think I don't know you're going to order pizza later on, because you had a bad week and you think you deserve it.

I KNOW your pants and we will be having a talk tomorrow if you really lick that donut on the counter.


If you're thinking you're going to mess up right now, I'll come over there and give you a sumpin sumpin right up yo head.

If you're thinking of eating something truly crappy right now, repeat after me,

"Dear piece of temptingly delicious _______

You are truly just a bunch of pig vomit. I look at you, and I know that you look all yummylicious, but that you're really an evil alien who wants me to bloat and have gas. GAS! I refuse to be bloaty and socially unacceptable and unhappy on your behalf. Be gone, you lardlicious slimy concoction of unholy naughtyness!

I hereby vanquish you!"

And then kick it out the back door.

Go on.

I'm waiting.

[cleochatra]

Re: Don't make me come over there

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

[Chris]

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I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

I'm not sure I believe that even SHE said that!

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Don't make me come over there

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

The defective one?

[Chris]

Re: Don't make me come over there

The defective one?

Does that mean it didn't work?

[Lyssie]

Re: Don't make me come over there

HAhahahahaha. CLEO it's great to see you posting again!!

[cathyjobob]

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I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

I resorted to extreme behavior and just kicked out the entire husband...lol.

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Don't make me come over there

Does that mean it didn't work?

I think it had something to do with the.....Hey! I'm not going to talk about Cleo's husband's ding dong in public!

[Chris]

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I think it had something to do with the.....Hey! I'm not going to talk about Cleo's husband's ding dong in public!

I love out-loud laughter the first thing in the morning. I think Cleo brings out the best -- and the worst! -- in almost all of us!

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Don't make me come over there

I love out-loud laughter the first thing in the morning. I think Cleo brings out the best -- and the worst! -- in almost all of us!

Yeah...I agree but it's the worst part that I worry about the most.

[cleochatra]

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*hip bump*

And good morning! I hope everyone is sticking to plan today!

[grizzly]

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Iditarod "Grizzly" here! I think I stepped into the wrong bear cave. Sounds like some mean animals here destroying ding dong's. Grizzly gone to another trail. (Ha Ha)


When was the last time you did something for the first time??

[jcapulet]

Re: Don't make me come over there

I kicked my husband's Ding Dong out the back door.

[cleochatra]

Re: Don't make me come over there

LOL grizzly! It's all in fun, I assure you. No actual Ding Dongs were harmed in the taping of this thread. No need to call the Hostess Rights Activists.

jcapulet. Whaaaaat? *said in Dory tone of voice* {{{jcapulet}}}

[staziaw]

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Cleo . . . all I have to say is THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK, GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!! I adore your writing style!

XO
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