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  • Ode To The Whoosh Fairy- & Adopt a whoosh fairy

    I saw this one another page and had to post it. You can also "adopt you very own whoosh fairy" A lot have already been adopted, but I believe the numbers with the Astric (that little * symbol) means that there are still some on that page to be adopted.
    http://www.whooshfriends.com/adopt.html




    http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    A cup of Splenda at my feet!
    I'll be good and drink my water--
    Leave the grape juice for my daughter.
    I promise to eat all my eggs,
    So take these bulges from my legs!
    I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--
    Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!
    I'll never even look at jelly,
    Pease take the blub out of my belly.
    These lips will never taste a sweet,
    (Oh if I could only see my feet!)
    So, please, tonite before I wake,
    A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take!
    --Chris
    " Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. "


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