I saw this one another page and had to post it. You can also "adopt you very own whoosh fairy" A lot have already been adopted, but I believe the numbers with the Astric (that little * symbol) means that there are still some on that page to be adopted.
http://www.whooshfriends.com/adopt.html
http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html
Now I lay me down to sleep
A cup of Splenda at my feet!
I'll be good and drink my water--
Leave the grape juice for my daughter.
I promise to eat all my eggs,
So take these bulges from my legs!
I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--
Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!
I'll never even look at jelly,
Pease take the blub out of my belly.
These lips will never taste a sweet,
(Oh if I could only see my feet!)
So, please, tonite before I wake,
A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take!
--Chris
" Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. "
http://www.whooshfriends.com/adopt.html
http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html
Now I lay me down to sleep
A cup of Splenda at my feet!
I'll be good and drink my water--
Leave the grape juice for my daughter.
I promise to eat all my eggs,
So take these bulges from my legs!
I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--
Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!
I'll never even look at jelly,
Pease take the blub out of my belly.
These lips will never taste a sweet,
(Oh if I could only see my feet!)
So, please, tonite before I wake,
A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take!
--Chris
" Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. "


