You are all morons!!!!!

[kittyd]

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I read that book. Nasty women. Still tried it for a week, eating bread and fruit, hardly any protein or fat, wondered why i felt like rubbish, constant headache, binges etc.
Haha! Not on Atkins!
Stupid nasty women.

[Fuschia]

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So... nobody wants to eat at my acacia leaf restaraunt? But, but... I've already started construction! And picked out the decor!
I bet you would if I served & .

[GaynorA]

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Altogether now (singing to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine - with apologies to the original songwriter):
I'm a moron, I'm a moron, and I know that when I'm done ... 'Cos of Atkins, all my fat chins, will have shrunk down into one. My spare tyre's been retired and my belly's shrinking down. I'm a moron, that's for sure hon, but I don't care the weight's gone down!!!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALL THE MORONS ... WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[PaulaMM]

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Altogether now (singing to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine - with apologies to the original songwriter):
I'm a moron, I'm a moron, and I know that when I'm done ... 'Cos of Atkins, all my fat chins, will have shrunk down into one. My spare tyre's been retired and my belly's shrinking down. I'm a moron, that's for sure hon, but I don't care the weight's gone down!!!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALL THE MORONS ... WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I think you're my new idol! This just cracks me up!

[GaynorA]

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he he .. .why thank you! Maybe I should try to come up with a verse a day to keep our spirits up. We could have people all over the world singing the "I'm a moron" song!

[dixie77]

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Well my boyfriend walked by and slapped me on my moronic a$$ while I was working out last night as he exclaimed “looking hot!” Wait! Does that make him a moron for being attracted to a moron? Oh well…at least we are Hot morons! I think that book’s title pretty much sums up the authors.

[sillygirl]

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Altogether now (singing to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine - with apologies to the original songwriter):
I'm a moron, I'm a moron, and I know that when I'm done ... 'Cos of Atkins, all my fat chins, will have shrunk down into one. My spare tyre's been retired and my belly's shrinking down. I'm a moron, that's for sure hon, but I don't care the weight's gone down!!!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALL THE MORONS ... WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

you deserve a Grammy for that!

[GaynorA]

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grinning. thanks Silly Girl. (clearing throat) I would like to accept this Grammy on behalf of morons all over the world. 'Cos it has become clear to me that if you aren't a moron, you put more ON!

[tmn]

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Altogether now (singing to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine - with apologies to the original songwriter):
I'm a moron, I'm a moron, and I know that when I'm done ... 'Cos of Atkins, all my fat chins, will have shrunk down into one. My spare tyre's been retired and my belly's shrinking down. I'm a moron, that's for sure hon, but I don't care the weight's gone down!!!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALL THE MORONS ... WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

All right! We're got our Moronic Club Song!

Now we need a Moron Pledge...

[tmn]

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grinning. thanks Silly Girl. (clearing throat) I would like to accept this Grammy on behalf of morons all over the world. 'Cos it has become clear to me that if you aren't a moron, you put more ON!

Oh! *snort!* Very good!!!

[tmn]

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Where does this constant negative perception come from that makes soooo many people adamantly discount Atkins? I hear it a lot from all kinds of people I know. Some need to lose weight...some of them don't. Some have never read about Atkins, but are jumping on the "don't do Atkins" bandwagon for some unknown reason.


Historically, I have not had a successful track record (long term) with Atkins and have started and stopped often. This unfortunately under the watchful eyes of my DH and therefore, it has led him and others to think that the diet itself is unsuccessful. Never mind that when I was going strong, I'd lost more weight and felt more motivated and in control of my love affair with food while on Atkins than any other WOE! I am sure so many others on Atkins can vouch for this. Despite the many "before and after" pictures or pro-Atkins websites and blogs, there are so many non-believers!

We know it works, why can't anyone else see that?

That's not their primary agenda. Think PETA...

[misplaced southerner]

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say it loud!!! say it proud!!!!
we are the morons my friend! and we'll all be morons til the end!!! we are the morons, we are the morons,....OF THE WORLD!

[dixie77]

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say it loud!!! say it proud!!!!
we are the morons my friend! and we'll all be morons til the end!!! we are the morons, we are the morons,....OF THE WORLD!

Here is another song for us then...to the music of Queen - We Are The Champions

We are the morons - my friends
And we'll keep on loosing - till were thin -
We are the morons -
We are the morons
Make time for losers
'Cause we are the morons - of the world -

[Bren]

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Hey that m,akes me the moron admin cool.

and I am your partner in moronmanship!

[tmn]

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Here is another song for us then...to the music of Queen - We Are The Champions

We are the morons - my friends
And we'll keep on loosing - till were thin -
We are the morons -
We are the morons
Make time for losers
'Cause we are the morons - of the world -

Oh! I love it!!

Scooter, get busy recording these!