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I'm not on here much so most of you probably don't know what I do for a living. I am a correctional Officer. I work in a prison. I started my diet last year about 2 months before I got assigned a permanate unit. I've been working my unit everyday sence then. At the time I started my diet I weighed 313lbs. I know weigh in at 227lbs. Resently I got stuck working in a unit that I had not worked in over a year.
I had an offender that I had problems with before come up to me. He started fishing. (for those who don't know prison lingo, he was testing the waters, seeing what I would let him get away with.) The guy did not recognize me at all! He thought I was new!
So I let him think that I was. And when he was done fishing, I slammed him on every single rule violation I could! 
Well, this slick trickster thought he'd talk his way out of trouble by telling me that he'd never had a write up. Thats when I broke the news to him that I had written him up quite a few times before! He tells me, "You didn't write me up for that, it was some fat bastard, but he died last year." "He had a heart attack walkin up the stairs"!
Well, by god, I guess that thug was right. That fat bastard did die last year! But he didn't die of a heart attack. I killed him!
I'm not on here much so most of you probably don't know what I do for a living. I am a correctional Officer. I work in a prison. I started my diet last year about 2 months before I got assigned a permanate unit. I've been working my unit everyday sence then. At the time I started my diet I weighed 313lbs. I know weigh in at 227lbs. Resently I got stuck working in a unit that I had not worked in over a year.
I had an offender that I had problems with before come up to me. He started fishing. (for those who don't know prison lingo, he was testing the waters, seeing what I would let him get away with.) The guy did not recognize me at all! He thought I was new!
So I let him think that I was. And when he was done fishing, I slammed him on every single rule violation I could! Well, this slick trickster thought he'd talk his way out of trouble by telling me that he'd never had a write up. Thats when I broke the news to him that I had written him up quite a few times before! He tells me, "You didn't write me up for that, it was some fat bastard, but he died last year." "He had a heart attack walkin up the stairs"!
Well, by god, I guess that thug was right. That fat bastard did die last year! But he didn't die of a heart attack. I killed him!
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