I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

[FatTony]

... and the chicken won.
So I am confined to bed or the (ahem) restroom ... living alone is tough and I'm so bored .. does any one have any easy pick-me-ups that might help my condition.

I started to write "Infected Chicken Blues" but it got too rude and I can't focus for more than 10 mins at the moment.

Woke up this morning musta been bout 5am
I said I woke up this morning musta been bout 5am
Felt a rumblin' in my belly
Wished I hadn't eaten that d@mn chicken.

PS Imodium has already been administered

[Richt]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

I can only assume that the chicken was breaded or coated with someother thing thats not Atkins legal?

If not, why beat yourself up?

[FatTony]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

nope .. it was full of bacteria .. hence the Imodium

[Discolemonade]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

I'd say it was part raw, LOL!

[FatTony]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

not the only thing that's part raw now ..oops

[Discolemonade]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

LMAO! ewwww tony!

[Hoping]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

If you're butt is raw get some baby butt rash medicine. If you're guts hurt you can try a warm or cold compress, warm works best. It'll help you feel better.
Hope you feel better soon

[Discolemonade]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

Well? Feeling any better?





hehe

[D14965]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

Oh CR@P! what an awful predicament to be in Tony ( who isnt Tony) I think you should write the "Salmonella Blues" or "Poultry revenge" It could be a big hit!!! I Hope you are in a more Salubrious situation soon!

[FatTony]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

Oh Donna .. I love alliteration ..just woke up it about 9am here and so far fingers crossed feeling MUCH better .. thanks Disco (nice emoticon ... thank you).
Thanks for the compress idea hoping
Have to go to the Docs about something else today so I'll have a word in her ear.

[sallyseachange]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

Sorry to hear you're in the wars Tony! I once had a bout with "salmonella chicken". Was in the bathroom for a week! Will never forget it.
Hope you feel lots better soon. Keep the fluids up!

[FatTony]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

thanks Sal .. the Doc recommended boiled rice for food today. ..

[sallyseachange]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

boiled eggs would be better!

[FatTony]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

HATE boiled eggs .. tho I take your point .. there's something about the texture I really dislike

[sallyseachange]

Re: I had an argument with some Chicken yesterday

HATE boiled eggs .. tho I take your point .. there's something about the texture I really dislike

Soft boiled then ! Ok...boiled zucchini, boiled fish, boiled beef... anything but boiled rice! (All sounds pretty disgusting though, I admit. )