DH Funny - Salad Dressing Related!
Little Background:
My Husband is the Grocery Director for HEB here!
So I was at the Grocery Store last night picking up things I needed to start the Atkins Diet TODAY, and while I'm making my Salad for Lunch I realize I forgot to pick up some dressing.
So I call DH while he's at work just a little while ago and I go,
ME: "Honey, can you please pick me up some Salad Dressing...I forgot to get some while I was at the Store last night!"
"But here's the thing, it can't have Sugar, and it needs to be Low in Carbs, and Oh...look for that Poppy Seed one...see how much Sugar THAT has in it!"
So I hear him, he's looking through the Salad Dressings, and he goes,
DH: "I see Dressing LOW in Sugar?"
ME: "No, NO SUGAR!" "What about the Poppy Seed one? Did you find that one?"
DH: "Yah, that has A LOT of Sugar!"
ME: "Here, let me read off to you WHAT EXACTLY I need, (So I read him off the List of what I can and can't have...)
ME: "But I can't have Lemon because that has Citris, and it causes me Acid Reflux...etc. etc.
So after a long pause, and I can tell he's getting a little frustrated...
DH: "SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADD "WATER" TO YOUR SALAD??!!"
Oh Boy! I wander what he finally came up with?! This should be interesting.
My Husband is the Grocery Director for HEB here!
So I was at the Grocery Store last night picking up things I needed to start the Atkins Diet TODAY, and while I'm making my Salad for Lunch I realize I forgot to pick up some dressing.
So I call DH while he's at work just a little while ago and I go,
ME: "Honey, can you please pick me up some Salad Dressing...I forgot to get some while I was at the Store last night!"
"But here's the thing, it can't have Sugar, and it needs to be Low in Carbs, and Oh...look for that Poppy Seed one...see how much Sugar THAT has in it!"
So I hear him, he's looking through the Salad Dressings, and he goes,
DH: "I see Dressing LOW in Sugar?"
ME: "No, NO SUGAR!" "What about the Poppy Seed one? Did you find that one?"
DH: "Yah, that has A LOT of Sugar!"
ME: "Here, let me read off to you WHAT EXACTLY I need, (So I read him off the List of what I can and can't have...)
ME: "But I can't have Lemon because that has Citris, and it causes me Acid Reflux...etc. etc.
So after a long pause, and I can tell he's getting a little frustrated...
DH: "SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADD "WATER" TO YOUR SALAD??!!"
Oh Boy! I wander what he finally came up with?! This should be interesting.
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